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Trump to refurbish the Statue of Liberty

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President Trump has announced plans - the biggest, most beautiful plans ever - to restore the Statue of Liberty to its full glory.


These plans will include painting it gold, re-naming 'The Trump Statue of Liberty' and editing the displayed message to say 'F**k off, foreigners!'


'Which is well overdue' explained the President. 'No-one has ever taken more liberties than me! FACT.'

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