US Democrats: We'll shoot fish in barrel this time round

1We have fought multiple elections against a party led by a man totally unfit - morally, temperamentally and intellectually - to be US president," said a spokes-wasted ballot for the Democrats.

'You'd think that winning against a deranged, deceitful convicted criminal like that would be as easy as shooting fish in a barrel. But whatever we do, we keep missing. Presidential elections, Congressional elections, mid-terms - you name them, we've flunked them and handed them on a plate to Trump.

1But this November is going to different," continued the spokes-stumblebum, pointing a 12-bore shotgun at his foot. "Them Republicans are in our sights and there ain't no chance of us goofing up this time round. You'll see on Tuesday, when we pull this trigger.'