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The Republican Party normally has a monopoly on incompetence, but there are concerns that the well of stupidity has run dry. Said one activist: 'We're down to our last batch of idiots. We just hope one is sociopathic enough to stand out.'
Donald Trump still leads in the polls and in the number of court cases pending. So, it will take a world-class douchebag to surpass him. But many fear that candidates like Ron DeSantis do not have the horns and pointy tail to compete.
Explained an analysist: 'The early 21st century was a golden age of arsehollery. Trump was the Shakespeare of slime. It may be generations until we see his like again or see his tax returns.'
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