A police spokeswoman confirmed they had received a complaint from several oil producing countries: ‘Normally death threats of this kind are anonymous and hastily written - while this one is on vellum and signed off by some guy called Hansard.
‘Of course, if I'd had a pound for every time our MPs threatened to bomb someone, I'd have enough money to buy a bomb! Obviously not a Trident missile, that would be too expensive'.
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