Following his observation that Margaret Thatcher was a climate change visionary, closing the pits to save the planet, Prime Minister Johnson has added that his government's attempts to make all but a select few poorer is intended to make it impossible for 'ordinary people' to afford heating or light.
'That way, there will be a net reduction in the need to generate electricity, saving the planet again,' he said today.
'By increasing poverty, this government is likely to save the planet many times over,' the Prime Minister said. He declined to comment on the effect of population growth on the environment.