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UKIP insist Mos Eisley is a ‘wretched hive of scum, villainy…and immigrants’.



Commenting on the Star Wars franchise, a UKIP spokesperson claimed: ‘Tatooine farmers are becoming disposed by Polish-speaking Sandmen and Bulgarian Jawas. The deaths of Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru were caused by cheap EU droid imports, with malfunctioning motivators.’ While Lucas Films commented: ‘We don’t know who Mr. Farage is, but we do acknowledge he clearly lives in galaxy far, far away.’


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