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You can't ban Katie Hopkins you have to sprinkle salt on her.

Writer: NewsBiscuitNewsBiscuit

In attempting to permanently remove Katie Hopkins from their platform, Twitter have made the classic error of not putting a stake through her heart, or at the very least, using some extra-strong antibiotics. An exorcism, exposure to direct sunlight or an invitation to Ramadan - all these techniques are proven methods for dispelling Hopkins.


If you fail to banish her properly, she will just pop up again in the form of herpes or as a Daily Mail columnist. Do not think for a second that she has gone, just because you have cast her into Mount Doom.


Not so much dog-whistle racism, as fog-horn fascism, she became known as ‘The Apprentice’s’ most accomplished bigot; despite tough competition from Alan Sugar and Donald Trump. One scientist explained: ‘The only thing known to kill Covid-19, is ten minutes with Katie Hopkins’.


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