Man who hammered face said it was just like voting Labour
- Wrenfoe
- 9 minutes ago
- 1 min read
Extreme masculinity trends have been likened to the devastating effects of supporting a bunch of genocidal crooks. And destroying yourself to appear more manly, sounds like Labour's foreign policy.
A man who crushed his testicles in a vice said it was like meeting Yvette Cooper for the first time. Another said being pumped full of illegal steroids was less risky than trusting Wes Streeting with the NHS.
One man, who'd had his brains smashed out with a polo mallet, was asked how he felt, he said, 'Dunno, I'm the Prime Minister.'