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Birdwatches thrilled at first ever sighting of girlfriend Charity launches guide dogs for the lateArtistic classics to be updated with tattoosMuslim veils to feature wearer's pictureNostradamus predicted squeezy Marmite jarsMillions flock to MyQaeda websiteUndaunted old person is doing something normally done by young peopleDolphins stop smiling the moment our back is turnedHeroin addicts demonstrate against new adventure playgroundMartyrs 'creating housing shortage in islamic paradise' says Rumsfeld

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Birdwatches thrilled at first ever sighting of girlfriend
Charity launches guide dogs for the late
Artistic classics to be updated with tattoos
Muslim veils to feature wearer’s picture
Nostradamus predicted squeezy Marmite jars
Millions flock to MyQaeda website
Undaunted old person is doing something normally done by young people
Dolphins ‘stop smiling the moment our back is turned\’
Heroin addicts demonstrate against new adventure playground
Martyrs ‘creating housing shortage in Islamic paradise’ says Rumsfeld