Great opening ceremony, but Downhill from now on

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The end of civilisation as we know it...

The signs are there for all to see...

1. The US government has taken to murdering its own citizens

3. The British Royal Family descends into depravity 

3. There is a photograph of Peter Mandelson in his underpants on the front page of the Daily Telegraph

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Donaldson reveals new character for third Gruffalo book, Mandelson denies ever meeting him

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