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Reform campaign for bots to get universal suffrage

'Bots are such an integral part of daily life,' said a spokesman, possibly an AI agent, for Reform UK Ltd, 'that it's impossible to imagine daily debate on social media without them'.


'How else would we know who is a retard? Where would we learn that someone posing seemingly sensible fiscal arguments to Reform policy is actually a leftist moron, cry harder, voting Reform anyway?' he/it added.


'All we are suggesting is that every constituency has 100,000 bots given the vote. Do we need to blockchain ourselves to virtual railings to make our point?' the bot asked.



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