Every Fascist to get their own political party
- Throngsman
- 1 hour ago
- 1 min read
With the ascendency of Reform, Restore, Reignite, Ignite, Right, Really Right and the newly minted I Can't Believe It's Not Right Wing parties, the UK is on track to have a right wing party for every Fascist man in the country.
'We'd have one for every woman too,' said a spokesman for the Association of Far Right Parties, 'but we don't really want to encourage them to vote,'
The Left aren't taking this sitting down. Before the next election it is expected to see the progressive parties to include Green, Old Green (for hippies), Old Labour, Labour, New Labour, Liberal Democratic, Not so Liberal Democratic, Liberal, Democrat and the Your Party parties.
It's expected that every voter in the UK will have their candidate joint first in the next General Election with the winner decided by arm wrestling. So, a right-wing government then.
