Latest dietary advice from the USA

'Stop eating three square meals a day and stick to continuously snacking, round the clock, on circular ones' is the advice from the fast food industry.

'Circular food - pizzas, burgers, buns and cookies - is the best. Just look at the consumers. Happy, well-fed people are round, not square. Square meals, like beans-on-toast or even tins of sardines, are OK as far as they go, but that isn't very far, because of the corners.'

'We don't roll with them. Or - much more importantly - make masses of money from them.'

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