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Jeffery and Andrew are typical names for a Muslim Grooming Gang


Leaked emails reveal the true extent of an international grooming gang, all of whom spent years worshipping Islam - primarily the Judeo-Christian bits. The arrest of Prince Andrew Albert Christian Edward Mountbatten-Windsor, the most Muslim sounding of all the Royals, proves just how Muslimey the whole thing is.


Andrew, when he wasn’t grooming grooms, would pray five time a day to Mummy or the CIA-to kill off his victims. He would fast during Ramadan, abstaining from chalet girls Dawn to Sunset-which also happen to be their stripper names. And he maintained fastidious cleanliness when it came to his internet search history.


When asked to comment on the arrest of Prince Andrew, the Muslim community said “Allahu Akbar”-which probably means they think he’s innocent, we don’t know, we couldn’t be bothered to use Google translate.


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