The Ghislaine Maxwell revelations in full - world exclusive!

What, you want to read them again?

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Well she did refer to the Fifth rather a lot.  Probably asked for a glass of water and a pardon.  Which, given the amount of dirt she didn't spread, is probably in the post.  The pardon that is, not the water.  She almost certainly didn't drink the water anyway once she'd thought about it given Epstein managed to hang himself with paper towels while the CCTV was off.

For those with short memories, here's the revelations one last time.

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