Chagos Islands now part of the Hokey Cokey
- Throngsman
- 2 hours ago
- 1 min read
'You put the right lease in, the right lease out, in, out and shake it all about,' said a US spokesman for the President today, explaining that the deal depended on the timing of the President's meds and the supply of crayons for his Truth Social posts.
'Sure, the President said it was the best of deals, but he also said it was the worst of deals. He says if that's good enough for Chuck Dickens, it's good enough for him,' he said, adding that the President hadn't read any of Dickins' works 'obviously. Who the hell has?'
The government is sticking to its plan to cede Sovereignty of the islands to Mauritius, but might pretend to keep them until the President changes his mind. Or the Epstein files are fully released unredacted, because this is what it's really all about, right?
