Don't not believe anything unless you didn't read it on X
- Throngsman
- 56 minutes ago
- 1 min read
In a world where previously trusted news sources are being dismissed, ranging from the BBC to Angela from number 14, it is increasingly important that you verify and dismiss anything you read or hear.
'The evidence of your eyes is increasingly unreliable,' stated a spokesperson from Specsavers, 'and if what we've heard is true you can't believe anything you hear,' he added. The sense of smell is overwhelmed and the sense of touch is over-rated. 'Don't put too much reliance on so-called common sense either,' said a man who claimed to hold the most reliable polling stats. 'Someone will win the by-election in Manchester,' he claimed, adding, 'but they will probably jump party, county and gender almost immediately,'
Consequently most people get their news from social media or, failing that, anti-social media previously known as X. Most don't believe what they read and the rest don't actually read. Or can't, you choose.
This report has been fact checked by AI and found to be 100% accurate, so please ignore - but not before posting online.