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Iraq ‘splitting along astrological lines’

War in IraqTraditional Shia and Sunni loyalties complicated by conflict between the Water, Fire and Earth signs

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NHS to be rebranded as ‘Britain’s Got Illness’

they'll make you laugh, they'll make you cry‘Patients seeking treatment will see healthcare professionals, sitting behind a desk with a buzzer’.

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72 virgins starting to nag and have needs

’60 of his nubile harem now complaining he does not ‘give enough time to the relationship’

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Norwich City sack manager ahead of next season’s relegation

Delia now learning how to Fry‘After securing promotion the board now has to accept full responsibility for our inevitable relegation.’

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Concerns that Blair’s first Catholic confession ‘could be a biggie’

‘The Vatican today expressed worries that the conversion of Tony Blair to Roman Catholicism could create unreasonable demands on the Priest who takes the retiring Prime Minister’s first confession.

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