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Vicar enjoys uneventful afternoon tea at middle class couple’s home

request for hobnobs fulfilled without questionWhen Terry and June Donaldson’s 13-year-old son Alexander joined the church choir at St Mark’s in the pretty Devon village of Bovey Tracey, the Reverend Brian Watts feared it was only a matter of time before he was invited to tea. In the event, he need not have worried, because the two hours he spent at the Donaldsons’ house last weekend were perfectly enjoyable.

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Nelson Mandela ‘getting a bit racist in his old age’

remembers when it was all fields round hereReports from the 93rd birthday of former South African President Nelson Mandela say the event was marred by the veteran anti-apartheid campaigner complaining about the number of ‘blacks’ at the party and how South Africa had gone downhill since they ‘let all those darkies take over’.

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Blue Peter to raise standards: ‘Poor competition entries will be criticised on the show’

Blue Peter badges won’t be awarded for competition entries that aren’t up to scratch.

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Michael Gove tells kids to build their own schools

children can take them home at the end of term‘This is what I mean by Free Schools’

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Earth landing ‘totally faked’, claim Martian conspiracy theorists

no way home One small slime trail for a Martian…

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