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Conservatives call for more ‘welfare murders’

‘If their tragic multiple victims are also on benefits, then we have a win-win situation’

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Boris Johnson launches new ‘Bicycle-Water-Cannons-For-Hire’ scheme

feel the power‘I have already spent the day hosing down the hoi polloi.’

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GM crops to make the countryside more colourful

Soon the British countryside will be a patchwork of pink, purple and blue.

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Polish immigrants working as Members of Parliament

English MPs have complained that many of them are struggling to find work in the House of Commons in the face of strong competition from Polish and other Eastern European immigrants.

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Chimp develops class consciousness

‘blames Margaret Thatcher for almost everything’

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