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Bored video ref admits he switched channels

England v South AfricaThe future of video refereeing was thrown into doubt last night after the fourth official admitted he had got bored and switched channels during the game.

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Lost tribe found in Amazon warehouse

no-one knew they were there or how primitive were their living conditionsThey are known to walk great distances every night in their box hunts, the going is tough, and many do not survive.

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Christmas perfume advert successfully deciphered

just buy it anyway‘For the first time we have been able to give consumers at least half a chance to work out just what the hell is going on.’

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Humanity needs hope to cope with fear of eternal life, says Dawkins

death now excluded as an option‘I’ve seen kids as young as five, who can’t sleep because they’re terrified that they and everyone they love will eventually live forever.’

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Daily Mail and Guardian merge to create new Moral Guardian paper

Glenda Jackson's never looked so hot in a bikiniIn their first edition they have an exclusive scoop about how Romanian immigrants are coming over here and bringing with them delicious new cuisine.

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