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Liberal Democrats ‘will be more like Apprentice contestants’, promises Clegg

"a bloody shambles"‘The Liberal Democrats are going to step up to the plate, give it 150 per cent, think outside the box and deliver incredible results.’

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Millions of badger refugees flood across Welsh border

badgers Sarge, fousands of 'emSections of the M5 and the Severn Bridge were shut last night as thousands of badger refugees fled in convoy from villages in Gloucestershire and Somerset over the border to Wales.

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Economy recovering confidence after counselling, support from friends

‘When I look back on it, my problems had been building up for years, but I just hadn’t been facing up to them,’ admitted the Economy.

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Man fulfilling lifetime ambition of becoming an astronaut ‘now sh*tting self’

Christ, that's a long way up...‘Suddenly remembered just going to the top of a multi-storey car park made him feel queasy’

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Shopkeepers near UKIP leader’s home pretending not to speak English

goodbye please
‘What what? Goodbye please?’’

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