Just three days after her death, followers of Margaret Thatcher are claiming their leader has come back to life. Unconfirmed reports suggest she has appeared across Britain, still preaching the ‘good news’ of monetarism and a robust fiscal policy, [read...]
Team skipper Bob Crow has argued that the coach is making unreasonable demands and that his members should be compensated for any extra work. [read...]
Prospect of listening to a whole album of gurgling noises no longer quite so appealing when Wallander’s on. [read...]
The Supreme Emperor of the Planet Mongo has said he will not attend Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding because of local unrest on his planet. [read...]
After months of wrangling between life-long villagers and affluent newcomers, a High Court judge has ruled that the name of the tiny Dorset village of Schroatham should correctly be pronounced ‘scrotum’.
The dispute around the name of the village had originated following an influx of newcomers to the area attracted by newly built executive homes and high-speed rail links. [read...]