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Nice Admin Lady |
02.12.13 11:19pm
Nice Admin Lady |
| Penis donor: "You want my Viagra too?" |
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sydalg |
25.04.18 11:46pm
sydalg |
| Corbyn visits fishing village "to meet herring folk" |
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sydalg |
25.04.18 11:44pm
sydalg |
| BMW to develop carless twats. More soon. |
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Al OPecia |
25.04.18 9:11pm
Al OPecia |
| Drama Critic's Review Of Traditional Japanese Play Says 'Nō Pun Intended' |
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Titus |
25.04.18 8:37pm
Titus |
| Jeremy Corbyn heard ordering 'orange Jews' at health spa. More soon |
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A. L. Shaw |
25.04.18 8:33pm
A. L. Shaw |
| Hotel Palindrome discovers flaws on locks and flocks on floors |
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DavidH |
25.04.18 8:23pm
Titus |
| No More Loose Clothes Pegs After Manufacturer Decides Only To Sell Them On-Line There ought to be a joke about gypsies in there somewhere, but I haven't managed to find it ... |
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Titus |
25.04.18 8:19pm
Titus |
| Parachuted in supplies for seaborne refugees just a drop in the ocean. I doubt this will go down well... |
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NotNowCato |
25.04.18 8:14pm
Titus |
| BBC Broadcasts Live Footage Of Police Not Raiding Jonathan Munro's Home The BBC have defended their use of a helicopter to take shots of the inside of Mr Munro's home through a high-powered telephoto lens, where no police or anyone else were examining his computer and... |
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Titus |
25.04.18 8:12pm
Titus |
| UK coat of arms updated to include cock and bull rampant [hat-tip to sydalg]... |
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Crayon |
25.04.18 8:09pm
Crayon |
| Jim Davidson "ready to take over" as Apu actor offers to step aside 80s stand up, Jim Davidson, has announced his availability to take over the role of Apu Nahasapeemapetilon from Hank Azaria. "I do a brilliant Jamaican accent and foreigners all sound the same... |
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apepper |
25.04.18 7:40pm
apepper |
| Amazon and Haribo redesign Alexa to reward kids who say, ‘Please’ |
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DavidH |
25.04.18 5:58pm
DavidH |
| Tina Turner To Replace Sierra Boggess In Role Of Maria At Proms Inspired by this:
http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=122948
so I suppose a hat-tip to dominic_mcg is due... |
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Titus |
25.04.18 5:52pm
Titus |
| Trump flicks dandruff off Macron's jacket after Macron adjusts Trump's wig. |
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dominic_mcg |
25.04.18 4:59pm
Titus |
| High-Wire Artist To Perform Entirely On-Line in future |
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Titus |
25.04.18 4:49pm
Titus |
| Board of British Jews condemn use of Germolene as a form of anti-septicism. |
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ron cawleyoni |
25.04.18 4:46pm
Titus |
| Unfashionable Jews warned about wearing kippah ties in public. More soon. |
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dominic_mcg |
25.04.18 4:13pm
Jehuda |
| Klopp to Liverpool Fans - ‘Alright, Alright - Calm Down, Calm Down.’ Sporting a new perm hairstyle and clad in a retro red tracksuit, dyed-in-the-wool Scouser Jurgen Klopp has urged over-excited Reds fans to ‘calm down, calm down.’ Klopp, who seems to have adopted... |
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daneade |
25.04.18 3:44pm
daneade |
| Scottish Judge Sentences Nazi Pug to 28 Doggy Years In Jail The evil Scottish Nazi Pug-dog, whose owner was recently convicted of vicious hate-crime for enabling its fanatical Nazism, has had the smug grin wiped off its evil little puggy face. A heroic... |
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daneade |
25.04.18 3:31pm
daneade |
| Closed the stable door after the horse was deported? Write for Newsbiscuit. .
PS: I'm sure this has been done but I can't be faffed with a literature search... |
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Squudge |
25.04.18 3:25pm
Squudge |
| Man who didn't 'like' cat video on social media forced into hiding Roger Williams, a school janitor from Dunstable, is in hiding tonight after remarks he made online about a cute video of a cat playing with a ball of string have brought him death threats and general... |
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Chipchase |
25.04.18 3:14pm
Chipchase |
| Bra-burning feminists protest at ban on disposable cups |
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sydalg |
25.04.18 2:23pm
dominic_mcg |
| Rabbit population still confident they can keep up with Royals |
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sydalg |
25.04.18 1:43pm
sydalg |
| Humpty Dumpty cremated, omelette accidentally invented |
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sydalg |
25.04.18 1:43pm
sydalg |
| Man wakes with Audi driver in his trousers after complete prick transplant |
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Midfield Diamond |
25.04.18 1:41pm
NotNowCato |
| Pester: "What's the Spanish for 'HELP!'?" |
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tamoshanter |
25.04.18 12:29pm
tamoshanter |
| "My son is well enough to do a parachute jump" insists Alfie Evan's father |
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Crayon |
25.04.18 12:18pm
Crayon |
| ‘New Man’ magazine folds after issue four |
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DavidH |
25.04.18 12:17pm
DavidH |
| WhatsApp raising usage age to 16 ‘bullies’ children into verbal communication |
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DavidH |
25.04.18 12:16pm
DavidH |
| Coffee shop chain reconsiders extending disposable cup ban to toilet paper |
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DavidH |
25.04.18 12:15pm
DavidH |
