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| Welcome to the NewsBiscuit Writers' Room | 0 | Nice Admin Lady | 02.12.13 11:19pm Nice Admin Lady |
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| Men who released gas on London Underground had eaten Wetherspoons breakfast. | 0 |  |
dominic_mcg | 20.07.19 10:30pm dominic_mcg |
| Man who hates deformed feet diagnosed with "lack toes intolerance". More soon. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 20.07.19 10:26pm dominic_mcg |
| Poet Laureate still can't think of a rhyme for Laureate. More soon. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 20.07.19 10:21pm dominic_mcg |
| Katie Hopkins reveals her pet name for Trump is Meal Ticket | 1 | |
tonymc81 | 20.07.19 9:18pm Sinnick |
| TODAY IN TIME The BBC News channel repeatedly shows a one-minute piece called 'This Week In History' which is clips of several old news stories with captions giving each story's year and headline. Perhaps... |
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Crayon | 20.07.19 5:14pm Benvoleo |
| 'Will of the People' Banned The BBC and other news organisations with an interest in using Language accurately and clearly has decided that the expression 'the will of the people' - especially in any Brexit related discussions,... |
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granger | 20.07.19 4:13pm granger |
| Iran says Suez if you dare. | 0 | |
ron cawleyoni | 20.07.19 4:04pm ron cawleyoni |
| Black Eyed Peas to cover Green Onions. | 0 | |
ron cawleyoni | 20.07.19 4:01pm ron cawleyoni |
| Boris & Iranians' Ship Hi-Jack - 'A Complete Tanker' (OK a well-worn theme here at present - hat-tip to Candide among others - but I've tried to word this sufficiently ambiguously for the pseudo-pun to more-or-less work) ... |
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Titus | 20.07.19 1:46pm beau-jolly |
| The Whim of Some People. Have just posted in the Writers room the suggestion that the phrase [i]will of the people[/i] should be banned and replaced by [i]whim of some people[/i] to give a clearer meaning of what is intended... |
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granger | 20.07.19 12:43pm Crayon |
| Boris Johnson to replace HS2 line with a bridge between London and Birmingham. More bridges soon... |
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Mick Turate | 20.07.19 12:11pm apepper |
| Estate Agents celebrate as Waitrose announces closure programme. "Business is really booming", said Mr Purple who asked that the name of his business be withheld. "Affected homeowners are desperate to move to the catchment area of a store that is staying open.",... |
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Mick Turate | 20.07.19 11:56am Mick Turate |
| You can’t force us to mix with scum say residents Ministers that have vowed to end the practice of separate entrances and separate play areas for Social Housing tenants and private owners are meeting stiff opposition from a group of residents in... |
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tonymc81 | 20.07.19 11:02am Newsdesk |
| Jeremy Corbyn announces plan to appeal to Jews by dropping subscription to £2 | 28 | |
Adrian Bamforth | 20.07.19 10:59am Newsdesk |
| Boris Johnson reveals his list of favourite films of all time Yesterday was a Lie (2008), The Good Lie (2014), What Lies beneath (2000), The Great Lie (1941), Sleeping Dogs Lie (2005), A Good Lie (1998), Little white Lie (2008), Lie with me (2005)... |
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tonymc81 | 20.07.19 10:19am tonymc81 |
| New Radioactive Element Discovered The [i]Nude Scientist[/i] has today published a paper describing how an alert group of political scientists have discovered what they believe to be a completely new radioactive element, with an... |
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Titus | 20.07.19 9:17am beau-jolly |
| Tanker crisis sees Boris ask his name be withdrawn from party leadership contest It is understood following reports Iran has seized two oil tankers in the Straits of Hormuz, both with British links, that serial chancer, clueless self-serving waffling windbag and total buffoon,... |
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Chipchase | 20.07.19 9:05am Terry Bunn |
| Boris Safe in Middle East: Iran Seized Merchant ‘Tanker’ | 0 | |
Candide | 20.07.19 7:42am Candide |
| Hammond Might Join New Opposition Party It has been rumoured that the present chancellor may resign from the government immediately the new PM is announced, and join the parliamentary group known as 'The Other Lot of Tories'. This group... |
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Titus | 20.07.19 7:08am Titus |
| HS2 will pay for itself in time for Brexit, says DfT. | 1 | |
Newsdesk | 20.07.19 6:36am Titus |
| Iran Has 'Weapons Of Mass Tanker Detention': Britain Threatens 'To Be Upset' Trump says 'There are arguments on both sides' ... |
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Titus | 20.07.19 6:33am Titus |
| Emily Thornberry to be Stabilised. | 0 | |
ron cawleyoni | 20.07.19 12:59am ron cawleyoni |
| Labour spokes man fixes Emily Thornberry's bicycle wheel | 0 | |
tonymc81 | 19.07.19 11:50pm tonymc81 |
| Labour spokes man fixes Thornberry's bicycle wheel | 0 | |
tonymc81 | 19.07.19 11:50pm tonymc81 |
| Tankers for the memories Who said the age of romance and piracy is not dead? Iran, the UK and the US are all desperate to hold onto any little memento of one another, particular anything tanker-shaped. Explained an Iranian... |
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Wrenfoe | 19.07.19 11:42pm Wrenfoe |
| Boris all tied up as Kipper Lies...back in fashion. | 0 | |
ron cawleyoni | 19.07.19 11:08pm ron cawleyoni |
| Exploding tomato ruins everything Adil Chaudhry (34) has had his life turned upside down and his shirt coated, by vegetable shrapnel. Tentatively pricking a cherry tomato with his fork, Mr Chaudhry unleashed a chain of events that... |
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Wrenfoe | 19.07.19 10:48pm Wrenfoe |
| UK shits itself at prospect of Boris handling Iranian tanker crisis from day one | 1 | |
Chipchase | 19.07.19 9:57pm Titus |
| Above inflation pay rise for public sector workers* *only last year's inflation, obviously. Why would you consider pay and inflation back to 2010? That would be weird... |
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deskpilot3 | 19.07.19 9:52pm deskpilot3 |
| Great Britain Thunders 'Give Us Our Boat Back - Aww, Go On, Please? PLEASE?' More sabre-fumbling soon ... |
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Titus | 19.07.19 9:17pm Titus |
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