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In an echo of Elton John's reworking of Candle in the Wind, Morrissey has decided it is time to revisit This Charming Man in tribute to Dr David Starkey:
A jumped up grammar school boy,
who knows...
[i],
[A few just dribbled unbidden into my head while walking the dogs: knew it’d have been done, but checked, & since that was early May, wondered if could sneak in a revisit on the thin...
Max-swell,
Boris Johnson saying act responsibly is like Prince Andrew saying don't sweat it,
Boris Johnson saying act responsibly is like Oliver Reed saying act responsibly,
George Eustace: 'raw...
This scheme will achieve social distancing while kick starting the economy, announced Shirley Knott, spokeswoman for the ex-fireplace salesman.
It is win win all round, she claimed. It will reduce...
In an effort to attract more viewers to their coverage of football matches being staged purely for the benefit of TV, Sky Sports are offering viewers the choice of blanking out Gary Neville’s...
Amsterdam green-lights red lights,
Nikola Tesla's left nut worth more than Musk's empire,
Tesla valuation causes transition to augmented reality 2.0,
$10 billion of 'E-waste' mostly mobiles...
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[i][I do intend trying something on this, with other names & class prejudice etc. But apparently I'm expected to pull my weight in Real Life from time to time(??), so whacking...
Matt Hancock has asked that the body of King Richard 3rd, currently buried in Leicester Cathedral, be urgently tested for Covid 19.
At a private press conference, the Health Secretary announced,...
