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Nice Admin Lady |
02.12.13 11:19pm
Nice Admin Lady |
| After disappointing initial sales Müller withdraws ‘Offal Corner’ yoghurts |
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DavidH |
23.10.17 11:15pm
DavidH |
| Man who likes sex every twelve hours fancies Tess Daly and Keira Knightley |
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Smart Alex |
23.10.17 11:14pm
DavidH |
| 'Cowardly' Nigel Farage dumped me by semaphore claims mistress A former lover of the right-wing political figure, Nigel Farage, has branded the former UKIP leader 'cowardly' after he allegedly ended their 6 months relationship using semaphore signals sent from a... |
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Jonny Shlep |
23.10.17 5:36pm
Jonny Shlep |
| Fan accused of groping Harry Styles, felt a bit of a dick. More soon. |
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dominic_mcg |
23.10.17 5:27pm
dominic_mcg |
| Runners take wrong turn during Venice Marathon. Dozens feared drowned. More soon |
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dominic_mcg |
23.10.17 4:40pm
Titus |
| Guilt-Ridden Man Tearfully Confesses He Once Asked A Woman For A Shag 'Luckily, she turned me down, saying "Not right now - maybe back at my place later?" confided sales assistant Nigel Postlethwaite on national radio. 'Otherwide, I might have ended up having sexual... |
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Titus |
23.10.17 4:34pm
Sinnick |
| MugabeWHO appointment 'miracle' which qualifies him for sainthood say Catholics |
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Adrian Bamforth |
23.10.17 4:07pm
Titus |
| Viewers complain as historical TV drama too accurate. More soon. |
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dominic_mcg |
23.10.17 4:04pm
dominic_mcg |
| Couple on Escape to the Country set new 'eye-watering' budget record Barrington and Clarissa Bush-Millington, a couple from The Cotswolds, have gone into the record books following their episode of Escape to the Country was broadcast during which they set a staggering... |
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Chipchase |
23.10.17 3:49pm
Titus |
| Remaining, Desolate Countries Of The EU Invited To Join The British Commonwealth 'We need to make it clear, we have no animosity towards the rump of the former European Union' said a pro-Brexit member of the cabinet today 'And we have no wish to see these stricken countries... |
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Titus |
23.10.17 3:37pm
Titus |
| Emperor dances all night in new clothes to John Cage's 4'33" |
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sydalg |
23.10.17 1:15pm
***** |
| Medical records to be released on coloured vinyl and picture disc |
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DavidH |
23.10.17 1:14pm
***** |
| Hipster Prosecuted For Spilling Man's Pint in Dubai, Or Something Like That |
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Titus |
23.10.17 12:32pm
Titus |
| Film director Alan Smithee accused of sexual harassment. More soon. |
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dominic_mcg |
23.10.17 12:27pm
dominic_mcg |
| Daleks in new fear of man who’s good at Norman Wisdom impressions |
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Midfield Diamond |
23.10.17 11:29am
Midfield Diamond |
| Criminal underworld rejoices as Toxic Avenger hit by T Charge. More soon. |
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dominic_mcg |
23.10.17 11:27am
dominic_mcg |
| White supremacist police force chief admits - "It's a fair cop" evenin' all soon... |
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NotNowCato |
23.10.17 11:17am
NotNowCato |
| ISIS claims responsibility for Insectifida - but new BBC cop drama blames Brexit Detective Jack Implausible, of the Special Heavy Handed Symbolism Squad, has got enough on his plate already.
He's been handed a value signalling home life, he's up to his neck in allegories and... |
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ronseal |
23.10.17 11:14am
Benvoleo |
| Bowling alley siege over after gunman is permitted to wear his own shoes. |
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dominic_mcg |
23.10.17 11:09am
Midfield Diamond |
| BBC announces new documentary about parasites: Life on Attenborough. More soon. |
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dominic_mcg |
23.10.17 9:48am
dominic_mcg |
| BBC reveals the Doctor's new companions. NHS to follow suit. More soon. |
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dominic_mcg |
23.10.17 9:45am
dominic_mcg |
| People fed up with classic comedy reruns call for more Goon control |
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sydalg |
23.10.17 9:18am
sydalg |
| Senate canteen switches to plastic cutlery in wake of Caesar tragedy |
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sydalg |
23.10.17 9:15am
sydalg |
| 95% of gambling adverts interrupted by sport The Remote Gambling Association (RGA) has raised concerns that infomercials on betting are being used to promote football, Ray Winstone and other unsavoury addictions. The fear is that supporting... |
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Wrenfoe |
23.10.17 7:48am
Wrenfoe |
| Prince George is 'making her have to go to rehab' says teacher's friend Like many of her professional colleagues up and down the land, it seems this half term can't come quickly enough for primary school teacher, Anne McKee. That's because she's got the future king,... |
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Chipchase |
23.10.17 7:12am
Titus |
| Spain Plans Armada To Bring Catalonia Back Under Its Control Better luck this time ... |
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Titus |
23.10.17 7:10am
Titus |
| Gunman holding hostages ’not terror-related’ More institutional Islamophobia soon ... |
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Warwickshire Police |
23.10.17 6:52am
Titus |
| Drug dealers complain of Political correctness gone mad as Scotland bans smack |
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ronseal |
23.10.17 1:59am
umfuli |
| UN rapporteur to France's #MeToo: #balancetonporc, rumoured to be an Ex UK PM |
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Benvoleo |
23.10.17 1:39am
umfuli |
| Health Lottery to dispense medicinal prizes to lucky NHS ‘winners‘ |
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DavidH |
22.10.17 10:52pm
DavidH |
