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Nice Admin Lady |
02.12.13 11:19pm
Nice Admin Lady |
| Critic of Welsh MPs accused of drinking during lockdown said they had no Brains! |
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ron cawleyoni |
19.01.21 9:27pm
Wrexfan |
| Guildford strangler operated at full throttle |
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SteveB |
19.01.21 9:08pm
SteveB |
| 'Project Fear' cancel their much anticipated post-Brexit Doom tour The establishment Doom Goth band 'Project Fear' have unfortunately had to postpone their forthcoming 'Brexit Unleashed' stadium tour due to a lack of catastrophe and resulting disappointing ticket... |
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Ironduke |
19.01.21 7:34pm
Ironduke |
| Trump offered choice of 'accommodations' at Guantanamo pending trial |
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camz |
19.01.21 7:18pm
camz |
| Thai Woman In Her 60s Hugely Relieved As Jail Sentence Reduced From 87 To 43 Yrs |
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Titus |
19.01.21 7:10pm
Titus |
| Trump pardons Ronan Keating for Fairytale of New York cover version |
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bookiesfriend |
19.01.21 7:05pm
bookiesfriend |
| Trump sneezes. Says 'Pardon me! Well thank you, don't mind if I do' |
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antharrison |
19.01.21 6:45pm
antharrison |
| Welsh MPs who drank despite alcohol ban "weren't drunk, but speaking Welsh". |
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dominic_mcg |
19.01.21 6:43pm
dominic_mcg |
| British Fishermen "absolutely ecstatic" with first of the "Brexit Dividends". |
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Al OPecia |
19.01.21 6:21pm
Sinnick |
| Trump Grants Pre-emptive Pardons To 20,000* Capitol Hill Rioters (*or however many it was - I can't find even an estimated figure anywhere. Anyone?) ... |
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Titus |
19.01.21 5:26pm
Titus |
| Trump Seen Carrying Cardboard Box Out Of Front Door Of White House (Got to be worth a PhotshopBiscuit!) ... |
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Titus |
19.01.21 5:07pm
Titus |
| Melania Trump spotted in the Siamese Cat Protection League's adoption pages. |
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dominic_mcg |
19.01.21 4:57pm
dominic_mcg |
| Every road to be offered grit by September, confirms government All UK roads will be offered a first dose of grit by September, claims government snowman, Grant Shapps. Speaking to a neighbour at his local petrol station, the Transport Secretary said: "Our target... |
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DavidH |
19.01.21 4:54pm
dominic_mcg |
| Melania Trump memoirs - "I Still Have To Live With Him" |
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camz |
19.01.21 4:44pm
camz |
| Trump pardons Darth Vader, Sauron, Lord Voldemorte and Cruella de Vil More to follow... |
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apepper |
19.01.21 4:43pm
apepper |
| Trump handover note for Biden: 'I left the nuclear codes under the mat.' |
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Adrian Bamforth |
19.01.21 4:22pm
Adrian Bamforth |
| Gary Neville pundits the shit out of CPFC - Conservative Party Fiasco Club Gary Neville, former England defender and just the sort of pundit laughingstock Sky Sports loves to snap up and groom for nowhere near greatness, has brought his formidable lack of insight to the... |
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SteveB |
19.01.21 3:37pm
SteveB |
| Breaking: Call centre isn't experiencing a higher volume of calls than normal For the first time since the creation of telephones and business parks, a call centre hasn't had more customers contacting them than usual.
The pre-recorded message, that never fails to accurately... |
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SimoneCleal |
19.01.21 2:24pm
SimoneCleal |
| Surprise As Anarchy Follows Children's Return To School While Teachers Stay Home |
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Titus |
19.01.21 2:13pm
Titus |
| Students display graceful moaning volte face with triple sulko In a stunningly accomplished and elegant pirouette, the nation's students have maintained a perfectly uninterrupted stream of entitled moaning whilst reversing the polarity of the subject... |
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Ironduke |
19.01.21 1:35pm
Ironduke |
| Trump to pardon Lee Harvey Oswald Donald Trump plans to pardon Lee Harvey Oswald, claiming that Crooked Hilary travelled back in time and forced him to assassinate JFK. Or something... |
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deskpilot3 |
19.01.21 1:31pm
Terry Bunn |
| Black seals matter |
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Hindari Banga |
19.01.21 1:30pm
Hindari Banga |
| NHS realise it was 350,000 extra PATIENTS a week they were getting post-Brexit |
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Ironduke |
19.01.21 1:00pm
Myke |
| Intellectual property thieves steal Toby Young's arsehole |
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Myke |
19.01.21 12:04pm
SteveB |
| Paul McKenna admits failure in 'I can make your hair grow back' challenge Irritating mentalist and smug self publicist Paul McKenna has finally admitted he has no control over his hair loss. Famed for writing self help tomes with titles such as 'I can make you thin', 'I... |
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Max Stars |
19.01.21 11:57am
Max Stars |
| Chile to build second motorway |
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SteveB |
19.01.21 11:55am
SteveB |
| Study finds Royal Mail deliveries are a postcode lottery |
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Max Stars |
19.01.21 11:53am
Max Stars |
| Tory donor buys Bullingdon club, 3 back benchers and Priti Patel. |
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tonymc81 |
19.01.21 9:14am
deskpilot3 |
| Dozens of shelfish lorry drivers block ports. More soon. |
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dominic_mcg |
19.01.21 9:13am
deskpilot3 |
| Post Brexit, NHS asks 'where's the bus with all the extra money?' |
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deskpilot3 |
19.01.21 9:08am
deskpilot3 |
