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| Welcome to the NewsBiscuit Writers' Room | 0 | Nice Admin Lady | 02.12.13 11:19pm Nice Admin Lady |
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| Number of TV cops exceeds real cops by 2022 Due to cutbacks and binge watching ‘Line of Duty’, the UK’s police force is now primarily made up of graduates of Drama School and actors resting between series of ‘Death in Paradise’.... |
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Wrenfoe | 14.04.21 10:34am Al OPecia |
| CHESS LATEST: Queen's gambit Duke to Morgue 3 leaves future King in check | 1 | |
oshaughnessy | 14.04.21 10:34am Lockjaw54 |
| Biggins to resume first official duties since easing of lockdown Actor, raconteur and national treasure Christopher Biggins has carried out his first official engagement since the easing of lockdown., Biggins - who is appearing as The Fairy Godmother in the... |
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Gerontius | 14.04.21 10:33am Sinnick |
| "To Save The Planet" And Other Ludicrous Reasons To Become Vegan The woke brigade may be out in force trying to convince us veganism is the future but here we dispell those myths with fact based proof that they are definitely all a bunch of nutters. 1. Lots of... |
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BangingOnAgain | 14.04.21 10:33am Al OPecia |
| Amendment to events at Tokyo Olympics expected. Chair of the Tokyo Olypmic Committee, Mrs Seiko Watchtime, has announced some changes to reflect the current World Pandemic and Crises in General. A fuller briefing is expected nearer the opening... |
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Lockjaw54 | 14.04.21 10:32am Lockjaw54 |
| US troops to leave Afghanistan by 11th September & return by 12th September | 0 | |
oshaughnessy | 14.04.21 10:17am oshaughnessy |
| Cameron raises the bar in "Worst Prime-Minister" contest Former prime-minister, David Cameron, has returned to deliver what appears to be a impossibly high level of greed and incompetence. Mr Cameron issued a statement; "There has been talk of me being... |
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apepper | 14.04.21 9:51am Al OPecia |
| No data breach not at Facebook never happened again A social network no one has ever heard of denies that another non-data breach has not taken place and it absolutely has not affected half a billion users. But that's because if it admitted there had... |
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SteveB | 14.04.21 9:42am Myke |
| The southern tribes still mourning the death of Prince Philip The southern tribes still mourning the death of Prince Philip Tribal communities across the south and south east are still in deep mourning following the death of Prince Philip, the Queen's consort... |
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Gerontius | 14.04.21 9:09am Gerontius |
| Chris Whitty seen approaching Whitehall wielding x- and y- axes | 1 | |
gibbet | 14.04.21 8:42am Al OPecia |
| ‘All things must pass’ advises Gastroenterologist This reassuring advice has been given to Simon Kosmatka (37) who had inadvertently swallowed a series of cherry stones, after inhaling a home-made fruit salad, without pausing to chew. Simon who has... |
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Wrenfoe | 14.04.21 8:25am Wrenfoe |
| Rabbits fear roll-out of Mixamydoses vaccine trial. More soon. | 0 | |
Al OPecia | 14.04.21 8:19am Al OPecia |
| Tories Demonstrate Secret Of Success: Only Ally Yourself With COMPETENT Cronies Or rather, perhaps, demonstrate the inverse: the secret of disaster is to not just to be corrupt, but be corrupted by incompetent cronies. Ferries, PPE, dodgy loans to insolvent companies, anyone? ... |
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Titus | 14.04.21 8:00am Titus |
| "To Save The Planet" And Other Ludicrous Reasons To Become Vegan The woke brigade may be out in force trying to convince us veganism is the future but here we dispell those myths with fact based proof that they are definitely all a bunch of nutters. 1. Lots of... |
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BangingOnAgain | 14.04.21 7:38am BangingOnAgain |
| Labour Has No Cronies, So Objects To Tory 'Cronyism' Let's face it, if [i]you[/i] were a ruthlessly ambitious businessman, would [i]you[/i] bother to spend lots of time and money trying to curry favour with the Labour party? ... |
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Titus | 14.04.21 7:32am Titus |
| Queen’s return to duties 4 days after DoE’s death “shows contempt” says Farage More faux outrage soon... |
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Benvoleo | 14.04.21 6:54am Benvoleo |
| Lambeth cluster something we can all build on, say middle class | 0 | |
Myke | 14.04.21 4:21am Myke |
| N.I. riots could still have happenned inside the EU, says Brussels spokesman. More provocation later... |
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MzWibble | 14.04.21 1:31am Benvoleo |
| "Woops it's a gun!" And Other Hilarious Mix Ups! Mix ups happen all the time, here's some of the most common face palm moments we all have from time to time: 1. Mistaking the shaving cream for toothpaste, LOL, 2. Using the shampoo as shower... |
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BangingOnAgain | 13.04.21 11:22pm BangingOnAgain |
| For Sale: Taser. Never used. One careless owner. | 7 | |
camz | 13.04.21 11:02pm BangingOnAgain |
| Hairdressers Share Highlights And Lowlights of Reopening DISCLAIMER: All Puns Fully Intended As salons across the UK are opening their doors once again, some are sharing their most hair raising experiences so far. With demand high, many clients are... |
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BangingOnAgain | 13.04.21 10:59pm BangingOnAgain |
| Yosser Hughes insists he ‘complied with rules’ when lobbying Govt to gizza job Yosser Hughes has said he followed rules when lobbying the Government on behalf of a finance company to gizza job but accepted he should have communicated ‘through only the most formal of... |
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MzWibble | 13.04.21 8:25pm MzWibble |
| Back up Your brain but not now! - 23…789 Scientists who are intellectually challenged, announced an important step forward today, this being that in 2 decades from now, when the vast majority of us, will be in wooden overcoats, we will be... |
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Kazytc | 13.04.21 8:02pm Al OPecia |
| Sports Direct to start selling Non Fungible Tokens Sports retailer and leading seller of 'athleisure' products, Sports Direct announced a surprise move into the new FinTec world of Non Fungible Tokens (NFTs) today. A spokesperson for much loved CEO... |
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Max Stars | 13.04.21 7:24pm Max Stars |
| Over 50 people in France offered vaccine. Down from last week, when over 60 people were offered a jab... |
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MzWibble | 13.04.21 6:52pm Benvoleo |
| BBC to run simultaneous Covid Deaths and Prince Philip Complaints Counters | 0 | |
camz | 13.04.21 6:38pm camz |
| Prince Philip funeral moved to avoid clash with Kilmarnock V Montrose Cup tie The funeral of the Duke of Edinburgh has been pushed back to Sunday at 3PM to avoid clashing with the Kilmarnock versus Montrose fourth-round Scottish Cup tie on Saturday afternoon, the Palace has... |
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harrypalmer | 13.04.21 6:23pm Sir Lupus |
| New MasterChef finalists revealed: Reheated & Served Cold | 1 | |
theboyinthebubble | 13.04.21 5:54pm MzWibble |
| Band split with guitar playing dad because he's their dad The announcement was made by the Torrance sisters - Lily (15), Nancy (14) and Beth (12) - on Saturday morning at a family meeting around the kitchen table. A crestfallen Danny "three chords and the... |
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Paul L | 13.04.21 4:56pm Paul L |
| UK urged to pause use of Johnson & Johnson & Johnson | 0 | |
deskpilot3 | 13.04.21 4:51pm deskpilot3 |
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