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Welcome to the NewsBiscuit Writers' Room 0 Nice Admin Lady 02.12.13 11:19pm
Nice Admin Lady
Penis donor: "You want my Viagra too?" 0
sydalg 25.04.18 11:46pm
sydalg
Corbyn visits fishing village "to meet herring folk" 0
sydalg 25.04.18 11:44pm
sydalg
BMW to develop carless twats. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 25.04.18 9:11pm
Al OPecia
Drama Critic's Review Of Traditional Japanese Play Says 'Nō Pun Intended' 0
Titus 25.04.18 8:37pm
Titus
Jeremy Corbyn heard ordering 'orange Jews' at health spa. More soon 0
A. L. Shaw 25.04.18 8:33pm
A. L. Shaw
Hotel Palindrome discovers flaws on locks and flocks on floors 2
DavidH 25.04.18 8:23pm
Titus
No More Loose Clothes Pegs After Manufacturer Decides Only To Sell Them On-Line

There ought to be a joke about gypsies in there somewhere, but I haven't managed to find it ...

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Titus 25.04.18 8:19pm
Titus
Parachuted in supplies for seaborne refugees just a drop in the ocean.

I doubt this will go down well...

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NotNowCato 25.04.18 8:14pm
Titus
BBC Broadcasts Live Footage Of Police Not Raiding Jonathan Munro's Home

The BBC have defended their use of a helicopter to take shots of the inside of Mr Munro's home through a high-powered telephoto lens, where no police or anyone else were examining his computer and...

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Titus 25.04.18 8:12pm
Titus
UK coat of arms updated to include cock and bull rampant

[hat-tip to sydalg]...

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Crayon 25.04.18 8:09pm
Crayon
Jim Davidson "ready to take over" as Apu actor offers to step aside

80s stand up, Jim Davidson, has announced his availability to take over the role of Apu Nahasapeemapetilon from Hank Azaria. "I do a brilliant Jamaican accent and foreigners all sound the same...

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apepper 25.04.18 7:40pm
apepper
Amazon and Haribo redesign Alexa to reward kids who say, ‘Please’ 0
DavidH 25.04.18 5:58pm
DavidH
Tina Turner To Replace Sierra Boggess In Role Of Maria At Proms

Inspired by this: http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=122948 so I suppose a hat-tip to dominic_mcg is due...

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Titus 25.04.18 5:52pm
Titus
Trump flicks dandruff off Macron's jacket after Macron adjusts Trump's wig. 1
dominic_mcg 25.04.18 4:59pm
Titus
High-Wire Artist To Perform Entirely On-Line in future 0
Titus 25.04.18 4:49pm
Titus
Board of British Jews condemn use of Germolene as a form of anti-septicism. 3
ron cawleyoni 25.04.18 4:46pm
Titus
Unfashionable Jews warned about wearing kippah ties in public. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 25.04.18 4:13pm
Jehuda
Klopp to Liverpool Fans - ‘Alright, Alright - Calm Down, Calm Down.’

Sporting a new perm hairstyle and clad in a retro red tracksuit, dyed-in-the-wool Scouser Jurgen Klopp has urged over-excited Reds fans to ‘calm down, calm down.’ Klopp, who seems to have adopted...

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daneade 25.04.18 3:44pm
daneade
Scottish Judge Sentences Nazi Pug to 28 Doggy Years In Jail

The evil Scottish Nazi Pug-dog, whose owner was recently convicted of vicious hate-crime for enabling its fanatical Nazism, has had the smug grin wiped off its evil little puggy face. A heroic...

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daneade 25.04.18 3:31pm
daneade
Closed the stable door after the horse was deported? Write for Newsbiscuit.

. PS: I'm sure this has been done but I can't be faffed with a literature search...

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Squudge 25.04.18 3:25pm
Squudge
Man who didn't 'like' cat video on social media forced into hiding

Roger Williams, a school janitor from Dunstable, is in hiding tonight after remarks he made online about a cute video of a cat playing with a ball of string have brought him death threats and general...

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Chipchase 25.04.18 3:14pm
Chipchase
Bra-burning feminists protest at ban on disposable cups 1
sydalg 25.04.18 2:23pm
dominic_mcg
Rabbit population still confident they can keep up with Royals 0
sydalg 25.04.18 1:43pm
sydalg
Humpty Dumpty cremated, omelette accidentally invented 0
sydalg 25.04.18 1:43pm
sydalg
Man wakes with Audi driver in his trousers after complete prick transplant 3
Midfield Diamond 25.04.18 1:41pm
NotNowCato
Pester: "What's the Spanish for 'HELP!'?" 0
tamoshanter 25.04.18 12:29pm
tamoshanter
"My son is well enough to do a parachute jump" insists Alfie Evan's father 0
Crayon 25.04.18 12:18pm
Crayon
‘New Man’ magazine folds after issue four 0
DavidH 25.04.18 12:17pm
DavidH
WhatsApp raising usage age to 16 ‘bullies’ children into verbal communication 0
DavidH 25.04.18 12:16pm
DavidH
Coffee shop chain reconsiders extending disposable cup ban to toilet paper 0
DavidH 25.04.18 12:15pm
DavidH