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Welcome to the NewsBiscuit Writers' Room 0 Nice Admin Lady 02.12.13 11:19pm
Nice Admin Lady
If all satirists carried guns, we'd get a lot more tickers on the front page. 0
Newsdesk 09.12.18 11:44pm
Newsdesk
‘Gangsters wouldn’t get shot by police if all criminals were armed,’ says Trump. 2
Newsdesk 09.12.18 11:06pm
Newsdesk
Former centurion furious that you can't say "Happy Saturnalia" any more. 2
dominic_mcg 09.12.18 8:44pm
Crayon
Liberals Condemn The EU As Racist For Not Including Asia & Africa 0
Titus 09.12.18 7:34pm
Titus
French Number One - Gilleted Jaune: Gordon is a Macron.

More Soon. Apologies if its been done already...

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MADJEZ 09.12.18 6:43pm
Guido Drapatolli
RAF stealth fighter jets lying unused because pilots can't find them 0
beckfordburger 09.12.18 6:28pm
beckfordburger
Grandma nostalgic for blitz nights in subway, getting 6" or footlong. 1
Maverick 09.12.18 6:07pm
deskpilot3
French protesters burn Paris to the ground, but still love the EU. 0
deskpilot3 09.12.18 6:06pm
deskpilot3
Farage forms, and resign from, new party

More to follow...

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apepper 09.12.18 4:13pm
apepper
Norwich man's fury as Facebook delete his posts and his fence falls down

More to follow...

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apepper 09.12.18 4:12pm
apepper
Nigel Farage to name his new party after his initials 0
Sinnick 09.12.18 3:02pm
Sinnick
Action against Climate Change "slower than a glacier." More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 09.12.18 1:52pm
Sinnick
Youth knocked off knocked off moped moped

A youth riding a stolen moped was knocked off it. This caused him some depression and sadness. The boy's mother said 'I know he knocked off the moped, but that's no reason for him to get knocked...

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nickb 09.12.18 1:51pm
Sinnick
PM's Brexit deal wins support after font changed to Comic Sans

[hat-tip Rachel Shabi]...

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Crayon 09.12.18 1:34pm
Newsdesk
Short-sighted French protestors blame their government before the EU 0
Crayon 09.12.18 1:02pm
Crayon
'Poor students can go to Camford' says Oxbridge 0
Crayon 09.12.18 12:59pm
Crayon
NHS told to ditch fax machines but using leeches is still OK. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 09.12.18 11:43am
dominic_mcg
May Uncharted Waters:...BREXITBERG!!....right ahead. 3
ron cawleyoni 09.12.18 11:17am
Sinnick
Environmentalists Demand That All Jokes Be Re-Cycled

'Continual construction of totally unnecessary new jokes causes climate change' said Anne Schuss, a worried eco-campaign-in-the-arse. 'The especially applies to satire, which is deliberately...

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Titus 09.12.18 11:03am
Titus
'Parisian LeMon Vest Fest'...gets out of hand. 2
ron cawleyoni 09.12.18 10:33am
ron cawleyoni
Satirists Protest Over World Affairs

The World Associated Network of Comedians And Satirists (WANCAS) has lodged a formal complaint about the state of the world's affairs, which, they claim, are not just making their lives difficult,...

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Titus 09.12.18 10:14am
Titus
MANdolin wishing to identify as Electric Guitar...Fender Fluid. 0
ron cawleyoni 09.12.18 10:09am
ron cawleyoni
'We Need A Strong Leader' Say British Public

'What we need is a leader with a clear-headed view of the way forward' said John Bull. 'Someone who understands the issues and who has the vision to formulate a policy, who has the insight to...

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Titus 09.12.18 9:37am
Titus
Confused Labour Party Possibly Uncertain Whether To Exploit Tory Confusion

More indecision, confusion & uncertainty later. Possibly. Depending on what you mean by confusion, uncertainty and/or indecision. Or [i]probably[/i] depends on what you mean by confusion,...

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Titus 09.12.18 9:21am
Titus
'Le Projet Peur' Condemned As Europe Assured 'EU Might Survive Brexit- Possibly'

Encore du Projet Peur plus tard ...

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Titus 09.12.18 8:50am
Titus
Backpacker missing in New Zealand "may have been taken by orcs"

Missing British backpacker Grace Millane "may have been taken by orcs", say New Zealand police. Whilst admitting they haven't found any specific signs of orc activity, they expressed concern that...

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YaBasta 09.12.18 8:40am
Titus
Reject deal & we enter unchartered waters says PM who refused to charter waters 0
Benvoleo 09.12.18 7:37am
Benvoleo
Voters to be given £10 compensation for lack of outage. 0
Maverick 09.12.18 7:11am
Maverick
Paris Rioters Debate Merits Of May's Deal Vs. No-Deal Brexit 0
Titus 08.12.18 10:52pm
Titus
No US presidents would have been assassinated if all First Ladies had been armed 0
@realDonaldTrump 08.12.18 10:39pm
@realDonaldTrump