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Nice Admin Lady
Uber drug mule service gets off to slow start

Managers of the offshoot of the taxi company insist there will be a huge uptake for their service soon, once self-employed couriers overcome their initial reluctance . "We know there are narcos out...

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sydalg 20.06.18 8:52pm
Macattack1964
TSB Manages To Muddle Food Banks, Blood Banks & Gordon Banks

Hat-tip to Macattack1964 ...

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Titus 20.06.18 8:51pm
Macattack1964
BoJo Dismisses Bank Branch Closure Concern, Pointing To The Growth Of Food Banks

Reports have suggested that Banks are closing branches at the rate of an alarming 60 per month. Approximately, 2868 branches have been closed in the period between 2015 and 2018. Boris Johnson,...

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Macattack1964 20.06.18 8:50pm
Macattack1964
Gareth Southgate dislocates shoulder patting himself on the back after win. 1
dominic_mcg 20.06.18 8:04pm
DavidH
Trump signs order to end migrant separation and orders some bigger cages. 0
dominic_mcg 20.06.18 7:29pm
dominic_mcg
Heineken's CO2 shortage means Carlsberg is the best lager in the world. 0
dominic_mcg 20.06.18 7:25pm
dominic_mcg
BBC searching for lost Dimblebys

The BBC has begun a global search for rumoured Dimbleby siblings deemed 'lost', in a bid to replace David Dimbleby, who announced his stepping down from the weekly Question Time panel show this week....

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Adrian Bamforth 20.06.18 7:08pm
Adrian Bamforth
Trump hoping to train a new generation of cage fighters

The President’s controversial policy of separating migrant children from their parents and keeping them in cages, has been fully supported by the mixed martial-arts fraternity and the makers of...

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Wrenfoe 20.06.18 6:56pm
riesler
Raymond Chandler writes hard-boiled version of Humpty Dumpty 0
sydalg 20.06.18 5:59pm
sydalg
Samuel Beckett website moves to go.uk 0
sydalg 20.06.18 5:57pm
sydalg
Saudi thief shot after failing to "keep your hands where I can see them" 0
sydalg 20.06.18 5:56pm
sydalg
Stella Artois production hit by shortage of rat piss 0
bonjonelson 20.06.18 5:35pm
bonjonelson
Lord Sugar caught up in sandstorm.

Hat tip to myselfHa ha...

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ron cawleyoni 20.06.18 5:33pm
ron cawleyoni
Lord Sugar & The Hoff to enter 'Baywatch' team at Qatar World Cup 2022.

More sandstorms soon...

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ron cawleyoni 20.06.18 5:25pm
ron cawleyoni
Trump decides to stop being a c**t immediately by executive order. 0
ron cawleyoni 20.06.18 5:19pm
ron cawleyoni
The Southgate palindrome: A man. A plan. If dud, final. Panama. 0
Midfield Diamond 20.06.18 4:23pm
Midfield Diamond
Bat-wielding schoolkids stand by and watch whilst parents’ brawl fizzles out 0
DavidH 20.06.18 4:05pm
DavidH
Metal detectorists discover Hadrian’s Wall initially destroyed by metal diviners 0
DavidH 20.06.18 4:04pm
DavidH
CO2 shortage forces World Cup landlords into tailpiping Audis to lager pumps 0
DavidH 20.06.18 4:03pm
DavidH
Gyms to go vat-free but tax 20% for wearing lycra 0
DavidH 20.06.18 4:03pm
DavidH
Woman who was "upskirted" furious that someone "has a photo of my Chope"

More to follow...

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apepper 20.06.18 3:57pm
apepper
EU Renames Gulf Stream 'EU Stream' & Will Bar Britain From It After Brexit 0
Titus 20.06.18 1:43pm
Titus
Back up Your brain but not now! - 23678

Scientists who are intellectually challenged, announced an important step forward today, this being that in 2 decades from now, when the vast majority of us, will be in wooden overcoats, we will be...

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Kazytc 20.06.18 1:13pm
bonjonelson
Governments Seeks To Ban Knife-Edge Votes On Safety Grounds 0
Titus 20.06.18 1:02pm
Titus
Gosport Hospital To Be Re-Named Shipman Memorial Hospital

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Titus 20.06.18 12:55pm
Titus
Sugar in line for Question Time chair 0
tamoshanter 20.06.18 12:33pm
tamoshanter
House of Lords moving to Gosport during renovation 0
tamoshanter 20.06.18 12:32pm
tamoshanter
Canada's national flag now more appropriate than ever. 4
ron cawleyoni 20.06.18 12:04pm
Titus
Canadian government in sponorship talks for new national flag with Adidas. 0
ron cawleyoni 20.06.18 11:31am
ron cawleyoni
EU (Withdrawal) Bill 2: Back with a Grievance 0
Paul L 20.06.18 9:01am
Paul L