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Welcome to the NewsBiscuit Writers' Room 0 Nice Admin Lady 02.12.13 11:19pm
Nice Admin Lady
Bercow invokes ten-year, floating retirement backstop 0
Guido Drapatolli 16.10.18 6:03pm
Guido Drapatolli
Bench-press babies or you're a faggot, men told 0
Benvoleo 16.10.18 6:01pm
Benvoleo
Microsoft's Paul Allen gets blue screen. 1
JETFAB 16.10.18 4:22pm
Titus
Piers Morgan sits down to pee. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 16.10.18 3:32pm
deceangli
PG Wodehouse to sue Rees-Mogg for plagiarism 2
deceangli 16.10.18 3:25pm
Chipchase
EuroTV announces a new series called "Ile Cannibale".

A new television series is to be launched next month by a pan European TV Network featuring an imaginary island. The series is anticipated to be aired over a period of three years. Unlike previous...

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umfuli 16.10.18 3:23pm
Myke
Calls For Death Penalty For Passengers Who Don't Move Across On Double Seats

or at least charge them double fare, for all their bloody bags and baggages ...

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Titus 16.10.18 2:51pm
Titus
Snowflakes Say 'Naughty People Who Call Us Unkind Things Need An F Good Kicking' 0
Titus 16.10.18 2:46pm
Titus
Melania clarifies: she did care about "I don't care" jacket so wasn't lying

Melanie Trump has clarified that she did deliberately choose to wear a jacket saying "I don't care" on an official engagement earlier this year, and therefore it was true that she didn't care and not...

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Sir Lupus 16.10.18 2:12pm
Chipchase
Peter Principle to be renamed 'The Theresa Principle'

TBH, this joke could be re-used weekly, across a wide swathe of politicians...

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deceangli 16.10.18 1:14pm
deceangli
"It hurts our feelings when you use bags from other shops," till staff say

Supermarket checkout workers have urged shoppers to stop using bags for life from other stores as they find it too upsetting. Over the past few years, customers have been urged to reuse plastic bags...

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Gavin Beans 16.10.18 12:50pm
Gavin Beans
Windrush generation prevented from winning Blue Peter badges. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 16.10.18 12:47pm
dominic_mcg
Getting answers from Saudis ‘like pulling teeth’ says UN 0
Myke 16.10.18 10:58am
Myke
Rise in crime linked to religious beliefs. Home Secretary thinks he's God. 0
Myke 16.10.18 10:54am
Myke
Parliament debates if Bercow is a pervert. The eyes have it. The eyes have it. 0
Myke 16.10.18 10:46am
Myke
Blue Peter celebrates 60th by putting car keys in the fridge and wandering off 0
Myke 16.10.18 10:41am
Myke
Blue Peter hosts celebrate 60th by making dentures out of cardboard 0
Myke 16.10.18 10:40am
Myke
Rollout of universal misery delayed. ‘Must get this right’ says McVey 0
Myke 16.10.18 10:29am
Myke
Old bastards not giving ball back to be classified a hate crime 0
Myke 16.10.18 10:29am
Myke
Trump says Putin Probably involved in Skripal poisoning...Carlsberg not happy. 0
ron cawleyoni 16.10.18 9:13am
ron cawleyoni
AC/DC's next release is a concept album based on The Krankies

In what many in the world of music are seeing as a surprise move, hard-rocking heavy metal supergroup, AC/DC, have announced their next release will be a concept album based on the lives of Scottish...

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Chipchase 16.10.18 9:10am
ron cawleyoni
Johnson insists back stop should be called "wicket keeper". More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 16.10.18 8:28am
Sinnick
Jacob Rees-Mogg suggests European Union joins United Kingdom

Colonial throwback and prince among thieves Jacob Rees-Mogg has said that "any Brexit border issues can so easily be resolved if every nation state within the European Union would simply agree to...

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Crayon 16.10.18 8:27am
Sinnick
Death of nun in floods proves God doesn't exist, says Dawkins. More soon. 4
dominic_mcg 16.10.18 8:08am
riesler
Use of the word "Remoaner" to be made a hate crime.

When asked why the same protection hadn't been afforded to Leavers, a Home Office spokesman explained that while Leavers were mainly utter w*nkers, Remainers preferred facts and logic to ad hominem...

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Mick Turate 16.10.18 8:04am
Mick Turate
Duplicate post. 0
Mick Turate 16.10.18 8:04am
Mick Turate
Caudrilla de Vil. 0
ron cawleyoni 16.10.18 7:51am
ron cawleyoni
Theresa May to make "imaginary freind" Brexit Minister. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 16.10.18 7:14am
Al OPecia
Children to be weighed till their '18'....19 stone your a adult. 2
ron cawleyoni 16.10.18 12:12am
ron cawleyoni
X Factor hopefuls duped on Aer Lyingus flight. 0
ron cawleyoni 15.10.18 9:04pm
ron cawleyoni