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Welcome to the NewsBiscuit Writers' Room 0 Nice Admin Lady 02.12.13 11:19pm
Nice Admin Lady
Day 10 Of Lockdown - Residents Start To Complain Of 'Deafening' Birdsong 0
Titus 31.03.20 10:39pm
Titus
Police disperse Government's piss-up in a brewery. 3
Mick Turate 31.03.20 10:33pm
Mick Turate
Llandudno residents express fear of a future Nanny State 0
Dick Everyman 31.03.20 10:22pm
Dick Everyman
Wuhan province can't wait for 1st April

(with apologies if this is upsetting !)...

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Sinnick 31.03.20 10:17pm
Sinnick
Trump Proudly Re-Names Chinese Virus 'American Virus' As US Surges Into The Lead 0
Titus 31.03.20 9:14pm
Titus
'Bong! Here Is the News, But There's No-One Left To Read It' 0
Titus 31.03.20 9:03pm
Titus
Covid-19 tests getting easier claims Daily Mail 1
Smart Alex 31.03.20 9:00pm
Titus
Dominic isolated: Wife reports that more Cummings at home requires more loo roll 0
camz 31.03.20 7:42pm
camz
Oil and fuel prices drop : Flame-thrower panic buying soars 0
camz 31.03.20 7:37pm
camz
Weight Watchers request new safe distance of 8 feet to prevent members colliding 0
camz 31.03.20 7:34pm
camz
New Bob Dylan song - aren't we suffering enough already asks beleaguered planet

With its hands already more than full the world has greeted the news of a new 17-minute Bob Dylan song, Murder Most Foul, with a collective groan quickly followed by anger bordering on incandescent...

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Chipchase 31.03.20 6:49pm
Titus
Dolphins leave Venice. The water's clearer but people are shitting more 0
beckfordburger 31.03.20 6:28pm
beckfordburger
“First we take Llandudno" says Billy the goat, "then we take Penrhyn”… 0
Hungry Joe 31.03.20 5:29pm
Hungry Joe
Spontaneous clapping erupts on news of British Soap Awards cancellation 0
Max Stars 31.03.20 5:20pm
Max Stars
Gove hosted Government briefings to be renamed, Pob Casts.

No more Gove please...

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AdrianJ 31.03.20 4:46pm
Benvoleo
Exam boards to cancel this summer's Covid-19 tests. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 31.03.20 4:46pm
Newsdesk
Lady Ivegotabighice asks "In the present climate is it all right to shoot

infected peasants climbing over her wall?"...

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brainstorm 31.03.20 4:24pm
brainstorm
Police to maintain an "inquisitive, questioning mindset" while tasering people.

Mmmmmmmmmmmooooooooorrrrrrreeeeeee ssssssoooooooonnnnnn....

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AdrianJ 31.03.20 3:52pm
AdrianJ
Priti Patel demonstrates how valued immigrant NHS workers are 'now' 1
throngsman 31.03.20 2:58pm
Dick Everyman
Panic buying ends as shops run out of panic

Major supermarkets are running low on stocks of panic, leading to widespread concern they could run out altogether. ‘Part of the problem lies in the new time consuming post Brexit rule that says...

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nickb 31.03.20 2:28pm
Titus
Peak District visitor numbers soar as people flock to see new Black Water

attraction...

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Gerontius 31.03.20 1:09pm
Gerontius
PM gets over Covid-19 in 3 days. Humans warned it will take them longer. 0
dominic_mcg 31.03.20 12:55pm
dominic_mcg
Applause for porn artists cancelled "impossible to clap with one hand"

A planned national applause event to recognise the work of porn stars during the period of extended self-isolation has had to be cancelled. Kevin Jenkins, a teenager speaking by phone from his...

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apepper 31.03.20 12:46pm
apepper
Police Hire RAF Drone Snipers To Pick Off Errant Hikers 0
Titus 31.03.20 12:40pm
Titus
Police Reconsider Plan To Dye Ocean Black To Discourage Seaside Trips 0
Titus 31.03.20 12:38pm
Titus
Rees-Mogg: 'One weathers th'plague off one's tits on a cocktail of drugs'

In his first appearance since mysteriously disappearing from the public eye weeks ago, Jacob Rees-Mogg spoke to reporters today from his hideaway in Somerset to give some pointers on how to weather...

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Chipchase 31.03.20 12:23pm
Chipchase
Government issues "old men with accordions on Facebook" warning. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 31.03.20 12:23pm
dominic_mcg
Government Denies 'Secret Negotiations' With Corona Virus

'That's just the kind of bollosck you'd read in some satirical news website somewhere' a spokesman denied having said ...

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Titus 31.03.20 9:50am
Titus
Matt Hancock’s ventilator procurement an elaborate April Fool's day prank

Pranksters throughout the UK saluted the Health Minister’s commitment to slapstick and turning protecting the British public into an ‘absolute joke’., Many have likened him to the new Dom...

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Wrenfoe 31.03.20 8:58am
Wrenfoe
Man Arrested For Saying 'It'll All Be Over By Christmas' 2
Titus 31.03.20 7:22am
Titus