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Nice Admin Lady
Elon Musk leading global competition for selfie taken from furthest away

Billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk is currently ahead in an international competition where the winner is the one who is able to take a self-portrait photograph from furthest away. The game started...

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SteveB 04.12.20 10:45am
SteveB
Business rates: This isn't two fingers to the government...

this is an M&S two fingers to the government...

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deskpilot3 04.12.20 10:41am
deskpilot3
Bank of England loses £50bn cash, prompting Brits to check down back of sofa 0
SimoneCleal 04.12.20 10:29am
SimoneCleal
DVD release of 'Da 5 Bloods' delayed to avoid unwanted Spike in cases 0
Doctor Chutney 04.12.20 10:19am
Doctor Chutney
BBC to show re-imagined, global warming version of Raymond Briggs' 'The Puddle' 0
Doctor Chutney 04.12.20 10:17am
Doctor Chutney
The Queen officially opens her Advent Calendar

In what was described as an 'intimate ceremony', Her Majesty the Queen has officially opened her Advent Calendar. Among those present were Prince Philip, BBC Royal Fawner-In-Chief Nicholas Witchell,...

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Doctor Chutney 04.12.20 10:02am
Doctor Chutney
Shoppers prepare for no-food Brexit 0
Micca 04.12.20 9:10am
Micca
Education Act 2020 makes it illegal for you to know things 0
SteveB 04.12.20 9:08am
SteveB
I knew I'd seen him somewhere before

Jonathan Van-Tam,...

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Sinnick 04.12.20 9:04am
Sinnick
Shoppers Warned Of Fraud: Man In Grotto 'May Not Be REAL Santa' 0
Titus 04.12.20 8:40am
Titus
Scientists Demonstrate That Sound Of Neutron Star 'ResemblesThe Sighs Of Whales' 0
Titus 04.12.20 8:33am
Titus
Dr Anthony Fauci Admits His Criticism 'Should Have Been Reviewed More Carefully'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55177948#:~:text=Dr%20Fauci%20on%20Wednesday%20had,way%20the%20UK%20did%20it%22...

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Titus 04.12.20 8:29am
Titus
Cher rescues Competition and Markets Authority

After her success in helping to save Kaavan the solitary elephant suffering in Marghazar Zoo in Pakistan, well-preserved pop-star, Cher, detoured to the UK to embark on another similar rescue project...

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DavidH 04.12.20 12:22am
SteveB
Sports Personality Of The Year voted most irksome acronym for not being SPORTY

[Hat-tips to Hindari Banga and Walter Eagle]...

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SteveB 04.12.20 12:17am
SteveB
Makers of "The Crown" concede it's not all true after failing to buy a Fiat Uno. 0
dominic_mcg 03.12.20 9:59pm
dominic_mcg
Vaccine not being made in the UK because “we’re a much better country”

Gavin Williamson has doubled down on his statement that the UK has approved the Pfizer vaccine first because “we’re much a better country”, saying that that not only is rushing the approval...

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Sir Lupus 03.12.20 8:47pm
Walter Eagle
UK Gov gives protection from legal action to chief executioner 0
camz 03.12.20 8:43pm
camz
High value Ministers to be allowed to travel - None fit criteria 0
camz 03.12.20 8:34pm
camz
Piers Morgan jumps queue for vaccine 3
Micca 03.12.20 8:09pm
Walter Eagle
Innkeeper Tells Joseph, "We're Tier 3, So You Really Shouldn't Have Come Here."

Timius Martinus, the mine host at the Sphinx and Anchor in Bethlehem explained, "Given all the confusing rules and regulations, we don't know whether we're coming or going. We've been serving alcohol...

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Walter Eagle 03.12.20 8:05pm
Walter Eagle
Satirical news site not promoting new book on own homepage 'cause THAT is satire 0
SteveB 03.12.20 7:50pm
SteveB
Trump Demands Recount Of UK Test Figures For Pfizer/BioNTech Vaccine 0
Titus 03.12.20 7:34pm
Titus
Obama, Bush & Clinton to be injected on TV – but is the death penalty too much?

All three former Presidents have volunteered to be vaccinated on TV, although most US citizens are happy to swap the vaccine for something ‘a bit stronger’. While most say they favour injection,...

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Wrenfoe 03.12.20 7:28pm
Bigglesworth
Toecutter kicks the bucket. 0
dominic_mcg 03.12.20 6:25pm
dominic_mcg
Plan to make all toilets gender neutral goes all to cock. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 03.12.20 6:22pm
dominic_mcg
Williamson: 'Brit drugs regulators best in world at being threatened by Priti' 0
SteveB 03.12.20 5:31pm
SteveB
Missing girl found attempting to turn on friends new shower

A lady who sparked a massive man hunt has been found safe and well, struggling to work her friends' shower. The family of Lisa Hollins feared the worst after 3 days of police searches uncovered...

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SimoneCleal 03.12.20 5:29pm
SteveB
High Street crooks busted by Covid and online criminality

If business on the High Street wasn't tough enough, spare a thought for today's villains, battling not only anti-Covid restrictions, but also the relentless move to unlawful activity online. Mick...

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Doctor Chutney 03.12.20 5:26pm
Doctor Chutney
UK lemmings evolve into guinea pigs in just 5 years

2016 to 2021...

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freeryda 03.12.20 5:08pm
SteveB
Yale versus Chubb a key battle 1
SteveB 03.12.20 4:30pm
Doctor Chutney