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Nice Admin Lady |
02.12.13 11:19pm
Nice Admin Lady |
| ‘We could still rip your throat out’ warn dogs A pair of cute looking dogs have warned people that despite looking like a pair of over preening drag queens they could still rip your throat out.,
‘It’s just so you know how things stand... |
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Gerontius |
17.08.18 7:27am
Gerontius |
| ‘Caution him, Governor!’ Jack Whitehall cast as Jack Reagan in Sweeney 2 more to follow... |
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Myke |
17.08.18 6:15am
Myke |
| Prison security boost as Minister pulls £10m out of his arse more to follow... |
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Myke |
17.08.18 5:30am
Myke |
| Aretha Franklin dies on same date as Elvis. Apparently. |
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throngsman |
17.08.18 5:28am
Myke |
| Restaurant staff to be barred from asking hypothetical questions after Brexit The government has announced its first major initiative for post Brexit Britain. 'No more being asked if you'd like to see the bill, then being left twiddling your thumbs for half an hour until you... |
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throngsman |
17.08.18 5:25am
Myke |
| Amazon launch Local High Street theme park Come to the "Local High Street Theme Park" today! See how people lived before delivery drones. Buy something, just by speaking and handing over some coupons. See the beggars, addicts and muggers.... |
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MzWibble |
16.08.18 10:28pm
MzWibble |
| Homeopethic medics appeal for a jar big enough to dilute a truck |
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MzWibble |
16.08.18 9:26pm
Benvoleo |
| Corbyn photobombs opening ceremony of Auchwitz. "I was just standing there" He said, when shown remarkable photos from the 1940s. I wasn't aware of an opening ceremony, or the purpose of the site.... |
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MzWibble |
16.08.18 9:25pm
MzWibble |
| Corbyn: "I didn't realise Tony Blair was also a member of the Labour Party" |
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tamoshanter |
16.08.18 9:15pm
MzWibble |
| Toaster bust |
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Guido Drapatolli |
16.08.18 7:28pm
Guido Drapatolli |
| ‘£76,000 Per Badger….Very Reasonable’ says government A group of enterprising farmers stand to make a fortune if the government pays them the going rate for dead badgers currently set at £76,000 each.
Animal rights activists and badger cuddlers fear... |
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Candide |
16.08.18 7:00pm
Candide |
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ron cawleyoni |
16.08.18 4:03pm
Max Stars |
| A-level students baffled by use of alphabet to report record results What should have been a joyful moment for the nation's A-level students, celebrating yet another year of record results, has been spoiled by the fact that many of them don't know which letters come... |
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YaBasta |
16.08.18 3:54pm
Paul L |
| Britain’s slum landlords the best in the world claims Government In response to a number of negative reports compiled by Shelter and other charities the Governments Communities Secretary today defended Britain’s slum landlords as being the best in the developed... |
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tonymc81 |
16.08.18 3:25pm
Myke |
| Bentos guilty of affray |
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nickb |
16.08.18 3:20pm
Myke |
| Dad in a stable condition after asking for ‘boot cut’ fit jeans in River Island A Daventry dad was expected to make a full recovery, after being laughed out of River Island for asking if they had any jeans in a ‘more generous cut’, it was revealed today. 45 year old dad of... |
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chrisf |
16.08.18 2:43pm
Paul L |
| A-level students delighted as results are read out to them-innit |
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tonymc81 |
16.08.18 2:37pm
tonymc81 |
| Ice Cream parlour man refuses Hand Job at shake interview more to follow... |
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tonymc81 |
16.08.18 2:26pm
tonymc81 |
| Ice Cream parlour man refuses Hand Job at shake interview more to follow... |
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tonymc81 |
16.08.18 2:25pm
tonymc81 |
| Ipswich fans deny disrupting Yorkshire rail track. |
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ron cawleyoni |
16.08.18 2:02pm
ron cawleyoni |
| Well known homeopathic doctor killed in cycle crash Calls for emergency supplies of highly diluted oil of jasmine to be stored at busy intersections... |
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YaBasta |
16.08.18 1:50pm
YaBasta |
| PM to join ‘Strictly’..She’ll dance to anyones tune except ours say Rees-Mogg |
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ron cawleyoni |
16.08.18 1:37pm
ron cawleyoni |
| Rail passengers facing major delays following tractor derailment |
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DavidH |
16.08.18 1:28pm
DavidH |
| Police confirm man bitten by dog "not terrier related". |
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riesler |
16.08.18 12:32pm
riesler |
| Rods Auction: First Lot is The Cheapest...(Baby I Know) |
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ron cawleyoni |
16.08.18 12:24pm
ron cawleyoni |
| Fans caught-short for toilet sold Ed Sheeran tickets at hugely inflated prices more to follow... |
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Myke |
16.08.18 12:09pm
Myke |
| Bond film renamed 'Mr No' after character admits to lying about PhD |
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sydalg |
16.08.18 11:49am
Myke |
| Rod Stewart auctions handbags and glad rags commode and stair lift to follow... |
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Myke |
16.08.18 11:47am
Myke |
| Freak show to feature non-tattooed lady. Answers to 'Theresa' |
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throngsman |
16.08.18 11:43am
sydalg |
| Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Delight as next Mama Mia movie confirmed as the last Following the baffling success of musicals, Mama Mia and Mama Mia - Here we go Again, purveyors of tawdry old cinematic guff, Bjorn Ulvaeus and Benny Andersson have confirmed, rather astonishingly,... |
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Chipchase |
16.08.18 10:40am
ron cawleyoni |
