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| Welcome to the NewsBiscuit Writers' Room | 0 | Nice Admin Lady | 02.12.13 11:19pm Nice Admin Lady |
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| Safety concerns as Selhurst Park is rumoured to be 'clad all over' | 0 |  |
Underconstruction | 26.06.17 4:26am Underconstruction |
| Corbyn continues summer tour with Wimbledon booking Following on from his success at Glastonbury last weekend, Jeremy Corbyn has announced the next date in his Summer tour, a talk at the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club during Wimbledon. ... |
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chrisf | 26.06.17 12:05am chrisf |
| Theresa May ‘wept uncontrollably’ about the loss of cladding at Grenfell Tower - 2 The Prime Minister made a private visit to the North Kensington block where she spoke to emergency services and witnessed firsthand the destruction to the costly exterior. Speaking after her return... |
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AlkaXS | 26.06.17 12:05am Titus |
| 'I Said Strong And Stable' Says May 'I Didn't Say Anything About Non-Flammable.& | 2 | |
Titus | 25.06.17 11:58pm Titus |
| Local Accountant Refers to his Genitals as "Downstairs" Again Local Birmingham accountant Dennis Ruffak has recurred earlier today to one of his favorite metaphors, prominently used by the 32 year old man in playful conversations throughout 2012 and 2013,... |
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No Refunds | 25.06.17 10:17pm No Refunds |
| Queen's Corgi never wanted to be a Royal pet 'Monty', One of the Queen's five Corgis has publicly admitted that he didn't want to become a pet in the Royal Household., Peer pressure from 'Willow' and 'Thicket', two of Her Majesty's other dogs... |
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Underconstruction | 25.06.17 8:30pm Sir Lupus |
| DUP "We are not dinosaurs, we are real" | 4 | |
Ref Minor | 25.06.17 8:10pm Titus |
| Prince Harry says something... who the hell cares? - 2 | 32 | |
ramblesid | 25.06.17 7:44pm Al OPecia |
| Corbyn pulls Christmas cracker with no joke | 0 | |
DavidH | 25.06.17 7:19pm DavidH |
| New tenancy agreements ban use of refrigerators | 0 | |
Nicholas Holgate | 25.06.17 6:59pm Nicholas Holgate |
| Camden admits attempting to smoke out residents 'probably insensitive' | 0 | |
throngsman | 25.06.17 6:57pm throngsman |
| David Davies "pretty sure, but not 100% certain" he was in Brussels last week. | 0 | |
Al OPecia | 25.06.17 6:36pm Al OPecia |
| Starving, Ragged, Homeless Swiss Regret More Than Ever Not Being In The EU Hat tip to Rootin Tootin, in the other room ... |
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Titus | 25.06.17 6:31pm Al OPecia |
| Shockwaves as High Rise passes fire safety test. No more soon. | 0 | |
Al OPecia | 25.06.17 6:29pm Al OPecia |
| 'Washing machine flight' film from Indesit | 0 | |
DavidH | 25.06.17 6:17pm DavidH |
| Fire Service instructs May to evacuate Downing Street don't forget the cat... |
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tamoshanter | 25.06.17 6:08pm Underconstruction |
| Cladding £5 per sheet or 'Buy It Now' for £39.99 per 10 sheets TherryMay2011 Other items this person has sold: Railway Sleepers marked Croydon, 200 Land-rovers (almost new, but with some minor holes in floor), 'Go Home' Billboard van (low mileage),... |
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Underconstruction | 25.06.17 6:06pm Underconstruction |
| Tory manifesto fails combustibility test | 0 | |
Underconstruction | 25.06.17 5:55pm Underconstruction |
| Prince Harry in £20m transfer to Spanish Royal Family | 1 | |
sydalg | 25.06.17 5:54pm Underconstruction |
| Council tower block residents demand their asbestos back. More shoddy building materials soon... |
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MADJEZ | 25.06.17 5:44pm MADJEZ |
| Theresa May wows Glastonbury with her face-painting While Jeremy Corbyn pandered to youngsters with his vision of hope and love, the Prime Minister nailed the John Peel Stage with her avant-garde bukakee madrigal and balloon animals. 'Living it... |
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Wrenfoe | 25.06.17 5:34pm Underconstruction |
| Only 90 MPs capable of using email, Parliament reveals. More soon. | 0 | |
Al OPecia | 25.06.17 4:14pm Al OPecia |
| 'Despacito' means 'sunburnt British twat' in Spanish The song 'Despacito' – set to be this summer's biggest global hit – is about fat British men abroad with incredibly bad sunburn. Last week's UK number one, which has topped the charts in Spain... |
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Matt Ward | 25.06.17 3:00pm Matt Ward |
| Working class white guy still waiting for his white privileges to kick in... Working class white male, Dave Smith, said he often sits at home in his council flat wondering when his white privileges are going to kick in. "I'm still waiting," said Dave. "I'm 47 years old, I... |
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Mr Charley | 25.06.17 2:16pm Mr Charley |
| Festivals to outnumber people by 2050 Experts predict that festivals will outnumber people by almost two to one by 2050, unless a breeding programme is introduced with immediate effect., With most Cities, Towns and Villages already... |
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Underconstruction | 25.06.17 1:55pm Underconstruction |
| Spelling mistake led to Jk's non appearance at Glastonbury Jamiroquai frontman Jay Kay has criticised... |
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Underconstruction | 25.06.17 1:36pm Underconstruction |
| Teenager who has his father's eyes charged with murder | 0 | |
Underconstruction | 25.06.17 1:25pm Underconstruction |
| Harry "I just want to be a normal kind of rich dude with no job" | 0 | |
cinquecento | 25.06.17 10:45am cinquecento |
| Corbyn's First Act as Prime Minister will be to Reclaim Excalibur Deep within the basement of the British Museum in London lie the remains of Excalibur, King Arthur's famous sword, where it has lain for the last 100 years after having been retrieved from a cave in... |
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Prime Mover | 25.06.17 10:39am Prime Mover |
| Corbyn despairs at misuse of Glastonbury farmland but soaks up adulation anyway | 0 | |
DavidH | 25.06.17 9:31am DavidH |
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