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Nice Admin Lady |
02.12.13 11:19pm
Nice Admin Lady |
| Bercow invokes ten-year, floating retirement backstop |
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Guido Drapatolli |
16.10.18 6:03pm
Guido Drapatolli |
| Bench-press babies or you're a faggot, men told |
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Benvoleo |
16.10.18 6:01pm
Benvoleo |
| Microsoft's Paul Allen gets blue screen. |
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JETFAB |
16.10.18 4:22pm
Titus |
| Piers Morgan sits down to pee. More soon. |
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dominic_mcg |
16.10.18 3:32pm
deceangli |
| PG Wodehouse to sue Rees-Mogg for plagiarism |
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deceangli |
16.10.18 3:25pm
Chipchase |
| EuroTV announces a new series called "Ile Cannibale". A new television series is to be launched next month by a pan European TV Network featuring an imaginary island. The series is anticipated to be aired over a period of three years.
Unlike previous... |
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umfuli |
16.10.18 3:23pm
Myke |
| Calls For Death Penalty For Passengers Who Don't Move Across On Double Seats or at least charge them double fare, for all their bloody bags and baggages ... |
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Titus |
16.10.18 2:51pm
Titus |
| Snowflakes Say 'Naughty People Who Call Us Unkind Things Need An F Good Kicking' |
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Titus |
16.10.18 2:46pm
Titus |
| Melania clarifies: she did care about "I don't care" jacket so wasn't lying Melanie Trump has clarified that she did deliberately choose to wear a jacket saying "I don't care" on an official engagement earlier this year, and therefore it was true that she didn't care and not... |
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Sir Lupus |
16.10.18 2:12pm
Chipchase |
| Peter Principle to be renamed 'The Theresa Principle' TBH, this joke could be re-used weekly, across a wide swathe of politicians... |
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deceangli |
16.10.18 1:14pm
deceangli |
| "It hurts our feelings when you use bags from other shops," till staff say Supermarket checkout workers have urged shoppers to stop using bags for life from other stores as they find it too upsetting.
Over the past few years, customers have been urged to reuse plastic bags... |
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Gavin Beans |
16.10.18 12:50pm
Gavin Beans |
| Windrush generation prevented from winning Blue Peter badges. More soon. |
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dominic_mcg |
16.10.18 12:47pm
dominic_mcg |
| Getting answers from Saudis ‘like pulling teeth’ says UN |
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Myke |
16.10.18 10:58am
Myke |
| Rise in crime linked to religious beliefs. Home Secretary thinks he's God. |
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Myke |
16.10.18 10:54am
Myke |
| Parliament debates if Bercow is a pervert. The eyes have it. The eyes have it. |
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Myke |
16.10.18 10:46am
Myke |
| Blue Peter celebrates 60th by putting car keys in the fridge and wandering off |
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Myke |
16.10.18 10:41am
Myke |
| Blue Peter hosts celebrate 60th by making dentures out of cardboard |
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Myke |
16.10.18 10:40am
Myke |
| Rollout of universal misery delayed. ‘Must get this right’ says McVey |
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Myke |
16.10.18 10:29am
Myke |
| Old bastards not giving ball back to be classified a hate crime |
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Myke |
16.10.18 10:29am
Myke |
| Trump says Putin Probably involved in Skripal poisoning...Carlsberg not happy. |
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ron cawleyoni |
16.10.18 9:13am
ron cawleyoni |
| AC/DC's next release is a concept album based on The Krankies In what many in the world of music are seeing as a surprise move, hard-rocking heavy metal supergroup, AC/DC, have announced their next release will be a concept album based on the lives of Scottish... |
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Chipchase |
16.10.18 9:10am
ron cawleyoni |
| Johnson insists back stop should be called "wicket keeper". More soon. |
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dominic_mcg |
16.10.18 8:28am
Sinnick |
| Jacob Rees-Mogg suggests European Union joins United Kingdom Colonial throwback and prince among thieves Jacob Rees-Mogg has said that "any Brexit border issues can so easily be resolved if every nation state within the European Union would simply agree to... |
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Crayon |
16.10.18 8:27am
Sinnick |
| Death of nun in floods proves God doesn't exist, says Dawkins. More soon. |
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dominic_mcg |
16.10.18 8:08am
riesler |
| Use of the word "Remoaner" to be made a hate crime. When asked why the same protection hadn't been afforded to Leavers, a Home Office spokesman explained that while Leavers were mainly utter w*nkers, Remainers preferred facts and logic to ad hominem... |
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Mick Turate |
16.10.18 8:04am
Mick Turate |
| Duplicate post. |
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Mick Turate |
16.10.18 8:04am
Mick Turate |
| Caudrilla de Vil. |
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ron cawleyoni |
16.10.18 7:51am
ron cawleyoni |
| Theresa May to make "imaginary freind" Brexit Minister. More soon. |
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Al OPecia |
16.10.18 7:14am
Al OPecia |
| Children to be weighed till their '18'....19 stone your a adult. |
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ron cawleyoni |
16.10.18 12:12am
ron cawleyoni |
| X Factor hopefuls duped on Aer Lyingus flight. |
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ron cawleyoni |
15.10.18 9:04pm
ron cawleyoni |
