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| Welcome to the NewsBiscuit Writers' Room | 0 | Nice Admin Lady | 02.12.13 11:19pm Nice Admin Lady |
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| Cameron raises the bar in "Worst Prime-Minister" contest Former prime-minister, David Cameron, has returned to deliver what appears to be a impossibly high level of greed and incompetence. Mr Cameron issued a statement; "There has been talk of me being... |
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apepper | 14.04.21 9:20pm Benvoleo |
| Madoff to be entombed in a really big pyramid | 1 | |
beckfordburger | 14.04.21 9:19pm Titus |
| Civil Servants ordered to declare second jobs as firefighters | 0 | |
throngsman | 14.04.21 8:18pm throngsman |
| MasterChef finalist said he lost because his cooking was thymeless | 0 | |
SteveB | 14.04.21 7:57pm SteveB |
| Duke's funeral rehearsal: elderly volunteers requested | 0 | |
Sinnick | 14.04.21 7:24pm Sinnick |
| 'Next to Ukraine just happens to be cheapest place to park tanks,' shrugs Putin | 0 | |
SteveB | 14.04.21 7:07pm SteveB |
| Back up Your brain but not now! - 23…789 Scientists who are intellectually challenged, announced an important step forward today, this being that in 2 decades from now, when the vast majority of us, will be in wooden overcoats, we will be... |
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Kazytc | 14.04.21 6:47pm Sir Lupus |
| Greensill a right old Eton Mess. | 0 | |
ron cawleyoni | 14.04.21 5:21pm ron cawleyoni |
| Dave opens a Cameron of worms. | 0 | |
ron cawleyoni | 14.04.21 5:20pm ron cawleyoni |
| N.I. riots could still have happenned inside the EU, says Brussels spokesman. More provocation later... |
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MzWibble | 14.04.21 4:48pm MzWibble |
| Number of TV cops exceeds real cops by 2022 Due to cutbacks and binge watching ‘Line of Duty’, the UK’s police force is now primarily made up of graduates of Drama School and actors resting between series of ‘Death in Paradise’.... |
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Wrenfoe | 14.04.21 4:01pm Max Stars |
| Seventh Day Adventists face competition from Eighth Day Adventists Researchers From across the United States report a rise in membership of the Eighth Day Adventist (EDA) movement as more adherents from the Seventh Day Adventist (SDA) denomination are attracted to... |
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Max Stars | 14.04.21 3:59pm Max Stars |
| Bernie Madoff off. | 0 | |
Al OPecia | 14.04.21 2:42pm Al OPecia |
| Rabbits fear roll-out of Mixamydoses vaccine trial. More soon. | 1 | |
Al OPecia | 14.04.21 12:49pm Lockjaw54 |
| Cameron puts in late dramatic bid to buy The Duke's Head Former prime minister and Old Sleazetonian David Cameron has put in an offer to purchase a derelict 99-year old pub in his old constituency of Toffton West. The Duke's Head is just down the road... |
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oshaughnessy | 14.04.21 11:57am oshaughnessy |
| Chris Whitty seen approaching Whitehall wielding x- and y- axes | 2 | |
gibbet | 14.04.21 11:49am SteveB |
| For Sale: Taser. Never used. One careless owner. | 8 | |
camz | 14.04.21 11:42am SteveB |
| CHESS LATEST: Queen's gambit Duke to Morgue 3 leaves future King in check | 1 | |
oshaughnessy | 14.04.21 10:34am Lockjaw54 |
| Biggins to resume first official duties since easing of lockdown Actor, raconteur and national treasure Christopher Biggins has carried out his first official engagement since the easing of lockdown., Biggins - who is appearing as The Fairy Godmother in the... |
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Gerontius | 14.04.21 10:33am Sinnick |
| "To Save The Planet" And Other Ludicrous Reasons To Become Vegan The woke brigade may be out in force trying to convince us veganism is the future but here we dispell those myths with fact based proof that they are definitely all a bunch of nutters. 1. Lots of... |
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BangingOnAgain | 14.04.21 10:33am Al OPecia |
| Amendment to events at Tokyo Olympics expected. Chair of the Tokyo Olypmic Committee, Mrs Seiko Watchtime, has announced some changes to reflect the current World Pandemic and Crises in General. A fuller briefing is expected nearer the opening... |
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Lockjaw54 | 14.04.21 10:32am Lockjaw54 |
| US troops to leave Afghanistan by 11th September & return by 12th September | 0 | |
oshaughnessy | 14.04.21 10:17am oshaughnessy |
| No data breach not at Facebook never happened again A social network no one has ever heard of denies that another non-data breach has not taken place and it absolutely has not affected half a billion users. But that's because if it admitted there had... |
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SteveB | 14.04.21 9:42am Myke |
| The southern tribes still mourning the death of Prince Philip The southern tribes still mourning the death of Prince Philip Tribal communities across the south and south east are still in deep mourning following the death of Prince Philip, the Queen's consort... |
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Gerontius | 14.04.21 9:09am Gerontius |
| ‘All things must pass’ advises Gastroenterologist This reassuring advice has been given to Simon Kosmatka (37) who had inadvertently swallowed a series of cherry stones, after inhaling a home-made fruit salad, without pausing to chew. Simon who has... |
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Wrenfoe | 14.04.21 8:25am Wrenfoe |
| Tories Demonstrate Secret Of Success: Only Ally Yourself With COMPETENT Cronies Or rather, perhaps, demonstrate the inverse: the secret of disaster is to not just to be corrupt, but be corrupted by incompetent cronies. Ferries, PPE, dodgy loans to insolvent companies, anyone? ... |
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Titus | 14.04.21 8:00am Titus |
| "To Save The Planet" And Other Ludicrous Reasons To Become Vegan The woke brigade may be out in force trying to convince us veganism is the future but here we dispell those myths with fact based proof that they are definitely all a bunch of nutters. 1. Lots of... |
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BangingOnAgain | 14.04.21 7:38am BangingOnAgain |
| Labour Has No Cronies, So Objects To Tory 'Cronyism' Let's face it, if [i]you[/i] were a ruthlessly ambitious businessman, would [i]you[/i] bother to spend lots of time and money trying to curry favour with the Labour party? ... |
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Titus | 14.04.21 7:32am Titus |
| Queen’s return to duties 4 days after DoE’s death “shows contempt” says Farage More faux outrage soon... |
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Benvoleo | 14.04.21 6:54am Benvoleo |
| Lambeth cluster something we can all build on, say middle class | 0 | |
Myke | 14.04.21 4:21am Myke |
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