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Nice Admin Lady |
02.12.13 11:19pm
Nice Admin Lady |
| A Brief Timeline of the UK’s Membership of Europe 1942: The United Kingdom enters Europe under the leadership of Air Chief Marshal “Bomber” Harris.
1973: After successive defeats by General de Gaulle of France, British Prime Minister Edward... |
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Newsdesk |
24.03.19 9:37pm
MzWibble |
| NASA confirms, Brexit is now visible from space. |
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Ian Searle |
24.03.19 9:04pm
Titus |
| Amazon ban sales of knives to government ministers More to follow... |
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apepper |
24.03.19 8:57pm
Titus |
| German transport ministry defends Scheißeporn road safety campaign. More soon. |
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dominic_mcg |
24.03.19 8:35pm
dominic_mcg |
| Trump not bright enough to have colluded with Russia, says Mueller. More soon. |
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dominic_mcg |
24.03.19 8:34pm
dominic_mcg |
| Entire World Committed To Joining EU As 'Remain' Petition Reaches 7.7 Billion |
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Titus |
24.03.19 7:47pm
Benvoleo |
| Celebrity exorcist struggles to find ghostwriter More to follow & hat tip to dominic_mcg... |
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apepper |
24.03.19 6:45pm
apepper |
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Colton |
24.03.19 6:03pm
Mandy Lifeboat |
| Brits shocked to find Free Trade does not include pirating other Nations' ships |
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umfuli |
24.03.19 4:52pm
umfuli |
| As Westminster vacuum continues May eyes up Iron Throne Emboldened by the fact that Tory MPs have for some inexplicable reason not yet knifed her in the front, Theresa May is insisting that she will get her Brexit deal through The Commons this week. ... |
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Chipchase |
24.03.19 3:46pm
Chipchase |
| Leave campaign promise more jobs With some people marching and others signing petitions, worried leaders of the Leave campaign have decided to make public their dream for a UK, without interference from the EU.,
With Rees-Mogg and... |
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tonymc81 |
24.03.19 2:55pm
Benvoleo |
| Cook for your Country In response to calls from housewives worried about feeding their families after Brexit, Lady Windermere, a Tory peer has written an article in the Sunday Telegraph extolling the virtues of... |
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tonymc81 |
24.03.19 2:54pm
tonymc81 |
| Chaos in Westminster as rest of country fails to care The UK was in total meltdown today as Brexit went from the ludicrous to the farcical, then to the ridicoulous, had a brief detour to bonkers, followed by a coffee and doughnut in surreal, before a... |
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MzWibble |
24.03.19 2:33pm
MzWibble |
| Islamic State citizens demand a People's Caliphate. More soon. |
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dominic_mcg |
24.03.19 2:14pm
Crayon |
| Theresa May pencilled in for Strictly Come Dancing The BBC’s Strictly Come Dancing producers were so impressed with Theresa May’s dancing efforts in South Africa and at the Conservative party conference in Birmingham that they have offered her a... |
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farmer giles |
24.03.19 2:10pm
farmer giles |
| Pope accepts God's resignation |
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Guido Drapatolli |
24.03.19 2:10pm
Crayon |
| Helicopter excursion is a chargeable extra say stranded cruise ship owners |
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tonymc81 |
24.03.19 2:01pm
MzWibble |
| Parliament told that Mrs May has a fully fueled Pickfords Removal Van on standby |
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tonymc81 |
24.03.19 1:10pm
tonymc81 |
| Fairground Ghost Train ruined after Exorcists' Annual Day Out. More soon. |
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dominic_mcg |
24.03.19 12:12pm
dominic_mcg |
| WW2's Great Escape renamed "2nd Greatest Escape" by Brexiteers. More soon. |
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dominic_mcg |
24.03.19 12:11pm
dominic_mcg |
| Pandering to entitled, middle-class Londoners will bring the country together A report issued today laments the fact that Brexit has caused deep divisions in this country, but says it has the solution - pandering to the side that lost the vote, but feels that little detail... |
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YaBasta |
24.03.19 11:11am
MzWibble |
| Success, as 3 million of the original 16 million Remainers, still support Remain The 'Cancel Brexit' petition has passed 3m signatures in less than 48 hours, which is amazing. Particularly as ‘Vote Remain’ passed 16 million in 24 hours. At this rate ‘Cancel Brexit’... |
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Wrenfoe |
24.03.19 11:09am
MzWibble |
| 10,000 Remainers attend dummy-spitting competition in central London |
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MzWibble |
24.03.19 10:55am
MzWibble |
| "I voted Brexit to save our democracy", says man sabotaging government petition A man whose vote for Brexit was based on a belief that it would safeguard the UK's Constitution and give a voice to the people has spent the last 2 days trying to undermine the long established... |
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Benvoleo |
24.03.19 9:24am
Crayon |
| St Paedo Beatified As Patron Saint Of Kiddie-Fiddlers |
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Titus |
24.03.19 8:36am
Crayon |
| Row Over Whether Extension Sought From EU Should Have 3-Pin Or Just 2-Pin Plug |
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Titus |
24.03.19 7:52am
Titus |
| Eurolottery-Winning Brexiteer Refuses To Collect £17M Prize Money 'On Principle' |
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Titus |
24.03.19 7:49am
Titus |
| Lottery Winner Buys Herefordshire, Then Like Everyone Else, Forgets Where It Is |
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Titus |
24.03.19 7:46am
Titus |
| Heroin now legal if sold with slogan "If the fun stops, stop". It was announced today that selling class A drugs such as heroin and cocaine will now be legal as long as accompanied with the words "If the fun stops, stop".
It's hoped the slogan, which has done... |
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YaBasta |
24.03.19 7:32am
Al OPecia |
| Vote Will Be Neither Indicative Nor Subjunctive, But Prevaricative |
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Titus |
24.03.19 6:21am
Benvoleo |
