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| Welcome to the NewsBiscuit Writers' Room | 0 | Nice Admin Lady | 02.12.13 11:19pm Nice Admin Lady |
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| Researchers Asking Why Footballers Get Brain Damage Have It Wrong Way Round | 0 |  |
Titus | 21.10.19 6:13pm Titus |
| "Missing" Harry Potter car was in the garage all the time but invisible. | 0 | |
Mick Turate | 21.10.19 5:29pm Mick Turate |
| BBC dismisses plan to deal with Westminster's shouting Brexit protesters After wrestling with the difficult, and many say, exceptionally irritating problem of having protesters constantly roaring at the top of their voice and interrupting live news broadcasts from... |
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Chipchase | 21.10.19 4:35pm Chipchase |
| Caravan Names Mainly Nonsense Confirms British Caravan Naming Committee A spokesman for the British Caravan Naming Committee has revealed the process by which newly produced caravans are named. He confided “When we name a caravan we have three hats on the table. One is... |
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SarahTipper | 21.10.19 4:31pm Newsdesk |
| Irish unborn to be given the vote. | 0 | |
Newsdesk | 21.10.19 4:20pm Newsdesk |
| Comedy Cast deny telling Meghan to not marry Harry. | 0 | |
ron cawleyoni | 21.10.19 1:00pm ron cawleyoni |
| Farage calls for an end to racism in football Devout racists were today considering their next move after football authorities ordered a clamp down and zero tolerance on all their activities. In a hastily convened summit, leaders from all the... |
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tonymc81 | 21.10.19 12:55pm tonymc81 |
| Johnson changes name to Perfideous Albion - but deed poll confused by three letters... |
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granger | 21.10.19 10:56am Titus |
| Johnson claims signature was forged on document proclaiming I am a two-faced | 0 | |
granger | 21.10.19 10:39am granger |
| Sturgeon secretly jealous of new Conservative and Scottish Independence Party The Tories are doing a great job of splitting up the Union... |
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fletcher | 21.10.19 10:19am fletcher |
| PM who never says Yes or No asks MPs for a straight Yes or No More hypocrisy later... |
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fletcher | 21.10.19 10:17am fletcher |
| Julian Assange banned from bring his mattress and duvet into court. | 0 | |
tonymc81 | 21.10.19 9:59am tonymc81 |
| Ex East Enders star making headlines Scores of actors and actresses took to twitter today to condemn Ex East Enders actor Danny Cockney for his choice of a new career since leaving the show in January. Heidi Highe, who played Doris... |
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tonymc81 | 21.10.19 9:49am tonymc81 |
| Environmentalist secretly wants the world to end so they can say ‘I told you so’ An unnamed member of the Extinction Rebellion has said she was torn between doing the right thing, with it’s fleetingly satisfaction, as opposed to the sheer unbridled joy of being proven right. ... |
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Wrenfoe | 21.10.19 9:47am tonymc81 |
| Let's bring country back together, says man who split it apart | 0 | |
Oxbridge | 21.10.19 9:12am Oxbridge |
| Bercow May Block Meaningful Vote - 'It Must Be Meaningless' | 0 | |
Titus | 21.10.19 9:05am Titus |
| The Royals are worth every penny says Downing Street Downing Street officials are said to be involved in frank discussions with the Royal family regarding this year’s civil list. As Tory governments have traditionally used royal events to take the... |
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tonymc81 | 21.10.19 8:51am fletcher |
| "Dear EU: This Letter Doesn't Count,'Cos I'm Writing It With My Fingers Crossed& [Dunno why it displays like that; what I typed was: ] "Dear EU: This Letter Doesn't Count,'Cos I'm Writing It With My Fingers Crossed" ... |
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Titus | 21.10.19 8:12am Titus |
| Boris and chums wreak reprisal havoc with series of wizard pranks Since having his plans thwarted on Saturday when he was unable to bounce the country into a catastrophic new Brexit deal even worse than the one negotiated by Theresa May, petulant overgrown... |
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Chipchase | 21.10.19 5:17am Chipchase |
| Donald Trump,America's Basil Fawlty With the news that President Trump will not host the G7 summit at his own Florida resort, more details are emerging of numerous times where the President has used visits from overseas politicians to... |
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tonymc81 | 20.10.19 9:28pm tonymc81 |
| Ulster B&Bs angered that the Brexit boarder is to be housed in the Irish Sea. | 0 | |
silly billy scotland | 20.10.19 5:28pm silly billy scotland |
| Boris thought it was a contactless transaction | 0 | |
fletcher | 20.10.19 2:10pm fletcher |
| Boris finds way to encourage Sinn Féin to take seats in House of Commons | 0 | |
Sinnick | 20.10.19 1:40pm Sinnick |
| PM sends photocopy of his bottom to EU Boris Johnson has sent a photocopy of his bottom, taken on a Downing Street photocopier, to express his unwillingness to ask the EU for an extension to Brexit. The PM commented: 'To be perfectly... |
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nickb | 20.10.19 12:14pm nickb |
| Brexit deal to include promotion for man who shouts ‘stop Brexit’ Prime Minister Boris Johnson has announced the agreement of a tentative deal between UK and EU negotiators, including a range of new protocols surrounding the Irish border, and plans for the man who... |
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Adrian Bamforth | 20.10.19 11:03am Newsdesk |
| Border down the Irish Sea, Boris gives hat tip to the IRA | 0 | |
tonymc81 | 20.10.19 10:10am tonymc81 |
| Boris illiteracy shame Boris Johnson has admitted that he can't read or write. "All my post has to be read to me by an urchin and I dictate my letters to Trixie or Fion, er Miss Bedworthy or Miss Loose... |
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apepper | 20.10.19 10:03am apepper |
| Britain's ditch dwellers in state of high anxiety Tramps, tinkers and other down-and-out vagrants are in a state of high anxiety this morning, all fearing that before the day is out Prime Minister Boris Johnson May be sharing their abode, should he... |
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Chipchase | 20.10.19 9:31am Chipchase |
| Man found dead in a ditch. Will be named when Johnson's next of kin informed. | 0 | |
Mick Turate | 20.10.19 9:30am Mick Turate |
| Trump Cc. Yours Sincerely . | 0 | |
ron cawleyoni | 20.10.19 9:13am ron cawleyoni |
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