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Nice Admin Lady |
02.12.13 11:19pm
Nice Admin Lady |
| Queen Elizabeth carrier hotwired and taken for joyride round Isle of Wight |
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DavidH |
18.08.17 12:19pm
Titus |
| Van Rental Companies To Demand Larger Deposits From Suicide-Belts-Wearers |
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Titus |
18.08.17 12:17pm
Titus |
| Barrymore celebrates court payout with cocaine & sex party.... here we go again. |
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MADJEZ |
18.08.17 12:08pm
MADJEZ |
| Judge praises Essex Police for destroying Michael Barrymores career |
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Scronnyglonkle |
18.08.17 10:46am
Scronnyglonkle |
| So-Called BBC Persists In Honouring Daesh With The Title Of 'Islamic State' More later, unfortunately ... |
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Titus |
18.08.17 10:38am
Titus |
| Corbyn tells Champion 'now if you'd said it was the Jews..' |
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cinquecento |
18.08.17 10:22am
cinquecento |
| Charlottesville 'clowns' to perform the SuperBowl halftime show |
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DavidH |
18.08.17 9:01am
DavidH |
| Ramblers Association sends condolences |
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cinquecento |
18.08.17 8:32am
cinquecento |
| Bono admits to manlooking after finding it in the second drawer down |
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Smart Alex |
18.08.17 8:14am
Smart Alex |
| Oops - duplicate |
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Smart Alex |
18.08.17 8:10am
Smart Alex |
| Wearers Of Fake Suicide Belts Go To Mock-Up Of Paradise When Killed |
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Titus |
18.08.17 8:03am
Titus |
| Spain to Launch 'Running Of The Jihadists' In Pamplona Sadly, more later, probably ... |
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Titus |
18.08.17 7:56am
Titus |
| Space Race Accelerates As Daesh Plans To Establish Caliphate On Mars |
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Titus |
18.08.17 7:49am
Titus |
| Protests As Morocco, Algreria, Tunisia & Libya Refused Membership Of The EU |
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Titus |
18.08.17 7:46am
Titus |
| David Davies "still inside paper bag". More soon. |
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Al OPecia |
18.08.17 7:18am
Al OPecia |
| Yankee Doodle committed to carehome after insisting a feather was macaroni. |
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Maverick |
18.08.17 6:57am
Maverick |
| Learndirect awards Diane Abbott honorary PhD in Sums |
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cinquecento |
18.08.17 6:49am
Al OPecia |
| 'Tory Glastonbury' line-up is confirmed - 2 The Conservative Party has promised the 'mother of all festivals' will take place next summer, eclipsing by far Jeremy Corbyn's reception at the Pyramid Stage at Glastonbury in June. George Freeman... |
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Oxbridge |
18.08.17 6:47am
Al OPecia |
| Woman who marries agnostic unhappy to find he's a faithless husband |
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Renrag |
18.08.17 1:35am
Renrag |
| World cries out for the tragic assassination of Donald Trump - 2 Dallas has prepared a brand new grassy knoll. On the 47th floor of Trump Tower a balustrade has been carefully loosened. Presidential aides have secured carefully chosen theatre tickets and Melania... |
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nickb |
17.08.17 9:51pm
Jeffrey |
| Pass rate for Learndirect students rises to 102%. |
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deskpilot3 |
17.08.17 9:26pm
Al OPecia |
| Public flock to Portsmouth to see Boaty McNo-Planes. |
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MADJEZ |
17.08.17 9:25pm
Al OPecia |
| Edinburgh Tattoo removed by giant laser |
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nickb |
17.08.17 9:24pm
Al OPecia |
| Discount supermarket opened by discount celebrity There was disappointment for the 46 shoppers who waited in a steady breeze yesterday morning for the grand opening of the new Lidl at Newport, Isle of Wight, when the 'mystery celebrity' they had... |
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Oxbridge |
17.08.17 9:18pm
Jeffrey |
| Boys improve in A levels after hitting rock bottom Following years of academic decline, where boys have consistently underperformed in A level results year on year and girls have had to produce a corresponding rise in attainment to make Government... |
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throngsman |
17.08.17 9:08pm
Jeffrey |
| Hogwarts students celebrate A-levels results by levitating. More magic later... |
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Mick Turate |
17.08.17 8:48pm
Mick Turate |
| Drunken Fuckwits Demand Their Rights As A Despised Minority 'Look, we're a section of society like any other' said Kevin Scatt as he wiped the vomit off his face after throwing up onto a shop window, while on his way with some mates to go and give some... |
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Titus |
17.08.17 8:33pm
Jeffrey |
| Lords and Commons to move into Queen Elizabeth during renovations ,,,more soon... |
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tamoshanter |
17.08.17 7:07pm
tamoshanter |
| Government to recruit team of deaf engineers |
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Hindari Banga |
17.08.17 6:22pm
Hindari Banga |
| Brexit latest: David Davis "close to finding exit of paper bag" Several EU officials are expected to lose a bet later this week as leading Brexit negotiator, David Davis, is reported to be close to negotiating his way out of a paper bag. He took up the challenge... |
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apepper |
17.08.17 6:12pm
Al OPecia |
