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Nice Admin Lady |
02.12.13 11:19pm
Nice Admin Lady |
| Pub landlords practice ‘Haven’t you got News at 10 to get back to’ cries |
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chrisf |
21.09.20 11:20pm
Filthy Rich |
| Man washes neighbour’s car after being jokily asked to The playbook of social norms was ripped up into pieces today after a man washing his car took up his neighbour on the jokey aside that ‘you can wash mine after you’ve finished yours’.
Peter... |
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chrisf |
21.09.20 11:17pm
Filthy Rich |
| New medicinal cannabis comedy club will leave no turn unstoned. |
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Mirthless Evil C |
21.09.20 11:14pm
Filthy Rich |
| Runners Queue Up At Finish: 'After You!' 'No, No, After YOU!' Race to end later. Eventually ... |
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Titus |
21.09.20 11:14pm
Filthy Rich |
| Bond villain dies at 89 as underwater nursing home explodes |
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Myke |
21.09.20 11:11pm
Filthy Rich |
| National Shavings |
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SteveB |
21.09.20 11:11pm
Filthy Rich |
| Public health comedy double act runs into early dilemma Double acts like Laurel and Hardy, Abbot and Costello, and Johnson and Cummings have always traded on the funny guy - straight guy chemistry that made them so funny. The new public health double act... |
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throngsman |
21.09.20 11:10pm
Filthy Rich |
| Unpoliced illegal raves forced to close when drugs run out |
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antharrison |
21.09.20 10:15pm
antharrison |
| So, Mr Lonsdale, we didn't expect you to die ! |
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Sinnick |
21.09.20 10:11pm
Sinnick |
| 'Hands > Face > Space' evokes image of Edvard Munch's The Scream The government's top men, Top Men, have strained every sinew to come up with a world-beating slogan to swat all this bothersome Covid-19 away. In place of installing a working, proven app-based track... |
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SteveB |
21.09.20 8:50pm
SteveB |
| Churchill looked at not complying with legal treaty 'in a specific manner' Historians have unearthed documents suggesting that in 1939 Churchill attempted to prevent Great Britain declaring war on Germany when they invaded Poland. Notes from Cabinet meetings that were... |
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throngsman |
21.09.20 8:17pm
throngsman |
| Panicking French finance minister stuffs money under his mistress big Hat Tip to SteveB... |
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Myke |
21.09.20 7:27pm
Sir Lupus |
| Observe, Mr Drax, your route from this world to the next. |
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Mick Turate |
21.09.20 6:29pm
Mick Turate |
| Bungle-prone PM moves wrong place marker and puts UK at DEFCON 4 'Alert level 4, Sir? Are you sure? It does mean changing the bulb'... |
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SteveB |
21.09.20 6:02pm
SteveB |
| Whitty, Vallance now officially human shields. |
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Mirthless Evil C |
21.09.20 5:51pm
Mirthless Evil C |
| No 10 economic geniuses create conditions for first ever run on the government |
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SteveB |
21.09.20 4:46pm
SteveB |
| BBC’s Repair Shop turns down restoring Boris’s credibility as impossible project |
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Mirthless Evil C |
21.09.20 4:37pm
Mirthless Evil C |
| Eve, Emma, Tempur sales skyrocket as Brits rush to stuff money somewhere safe |
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SteveB |
21.09.20 4:16pm
SteveB |
| Matt Hancock warns calculus might form part of Covid rules Clearly desperate and worried that his various and changing rules and regulations designed to protect the population are being ignored and probably misunderstood by the electorate, Health Minister... |
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throngsman |
21.09.20 2:57pm
throngsman |
| Boris: "Hang on a minute Lads...I've got a Great idea......... On days like these.... |
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ron cawleyoni |
21.09.20 2:18pm
Myke |
| Boris organises "Kiss a Pangolin" competition to take people's mind off covid Following the grim news from government scientists which suggested people returning to offices and restaurants too early was an act of insanity, the prime-minister has announced a "cheer-up Britain"... |
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apepper |
21.09.20 12:53pm
apepper |
| Experts Support Government's Dithering: 'We Don't Know, Either' |
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Titus |
21.09.20 12:49pm
Titus |
| Fit & healthy due to anathematic state nannying?Get fat @ Libertarian Boot Camp! You've spent your long, hale life wanting to stick it to the loathful state interventionism responsible for your longevity.
You've selflessly fought for others not to be subjected to the same... |
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Benvoleo |
21.09.20 12:09pm
Benvoleo |
| Fridge denies that Boris Johnson was In Italy last weekend |
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Mick Turate |
21.09.20 11:13am
Myke |
| Pope is pregnant shock! |
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Myke |
21.09.20 11:11am
Myke |
| Russia offer $12 million for PM as transfer season opens |
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Myke |
21.09.20 11:07am
Myke |
| Barclays and HSBC to sell timeshares, Viagra, and miracle penis enlargers |
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Myke |
21.09.20 11:02am
Myke |
| PM denies blessing pilgrims from Vatican balcony Boris Johnson may have ambitions to become the next Pope, according to Downing Street sources. Having been head boy at Eaton, Mayor of London, and Prime Minister, it is believed he wouldn’t mind... |
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Myke |
21.09.20 10:59am
Myke |
| Cummings denies holding light aircraft license. |
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ron cawleyoni |
21.09.20 9:25am
ron cawleyoni |
| Channel 4 launches new Matt Hancock vehicle: ‘Stupor Nanny’ [i][Synchronistic hat-tip to Mirthless Evil C][/i]
Matt Hancock- or Nanny Cockup, as image consultants have rebranded him- is busy whoring up his patronising hectoring to new levels, fronting a new... |
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Filthy Rich |
21.09.20 8:41am
Filthy Rich |
