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A local butcher claims that his neighbours behave strangely and seem to go through some kind of sinister transformation, turning into unrecognizable and ungodly creatures. “I’ve always tried to...

While everyone is quick to assume Brexit uncertainty is leading to high-profile companies leaving the UK, others suggest that it is this very lack of post-apocalyptic-turnip-famine-zombie-infestation...

Sir James Dyson, the British billionaire inventor and gobshite Brexiter has announced that his company’s Moral Vacuum facility is to be relocated from its UK base in Malmesbury to Singapore.,...

BBC correspondent Orla Guerin, who has covered war zones and conflict for the past 10 years has described her delight at being moved to cover events on the children`s channel CBeebies. ‘Disease,...

Devoted friends and business associates of Mr EUstace Member-Shyppe are reported to be in a state of shock and turmoil following his recent sudden, unexpected death. 'No, no, we need to re-negotiate...

The Duke of Edinburgh has claimed that the sun has yet to apologise for causing him to start driving upside down. "It's time the sun admitted liability for this. And do you know what? I've found...

Dyson moves to Singapore, Rees-Mogg's business moves to Ireland, Farage's children get German Passports All aboard the Hypocrisy Battle Bus!!!...

Many of Britain's Brexiteers are using their superior powers of persuasion to assure the rest of the country that a no-deal Brexit will not mean the end of the world, and therefore, regardless of how...