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Welcome to the NewsBiscuit Writers' Room 0 Nice Admin Lady 02.12.13 11:19pm
Nice Admin Lady
Trump Vatican visit: Pope advocates girth control 0
chrisf 24.05.17 9:40pm
chrisf
Man Utd wipe the floor with Ajax 1
harrypalmer 24.05.17 9:39pm
Sir Lupus
Grieving families helped by smug Tweet

While Manchester attempts to recover from a terrorist atrocity, many on social media helpfully took the time to explain how pleased they were to be proven ‘right’. Fortunately, we have had...

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Wrenfoe 24.05.17 9:38pm
Sir Lupus
Abbott "devastated" by death of 070

.more soon...

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Hindari Banga 24.05.17 9:36pm
chrisf
Theresa May defends plan to scrap school dinners: "Let them eat cake!"

Critics of the Conservative's plan to scrap school dinners have raised concerns that hungry children are unlikely to give a flying fidget about the mathematical value of x; the photosynthesis of...

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Crayon 24.05.17 9:35pm
chrisf
Conservatives regret 'subcontracting Abbott to calculate school breakfast costs' 0
throngsman 24.05.17 9:08pm
throngsman
Mad World..Donnie Darko meets Franki Poperelli. 0
ron cawleyoni 24.05.17 8:36pm
ron cawleyoni
Dreadful joke on fake news site was NOT a terrorist act 0
Underconstruction 24.05.17 8:11pm
Underconstruction
Grim reaper releases new line of cushions. 1
Maverick 24.05.17 8:10pm
immacagain
Wikipedia celebrates 10 billionth edition

More revisions soon ...

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History in the Making 24.05.17 8:05pm
immacagain
Pope confirms Roger Moore to be made Saint 3
harrypalmer 24.05.17 8:00pm
immacagain
Not happy with this - deleted 0
Smart Alex 24.05.17 7:35pm
Smart Alex
The Don makes Pope offer he can't refuse. 0
ron cawleyoni 24.05.17 5:34pm
ron cawleyoni
Pope denies that God is a supervillain

Pope Francis insisted today that - despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary - God was not an unscrupulous supervillain hell-bent on destroying the world. “God is infinitely wise, merciful...

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ItsMeJack 24.05.17 4:55pm
ItsMeJack
Horror as Manchester teens slaughtered

Who's going to look after their kids?...

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YaBasta 24.05.17 3:42pm
Oxbridge
Don’t Mention the U Turn!*

Since Theresa May’s manifesto U turn debacle, civil service 'lackeys' have been terrified of using any term that might remind Her Majesty of the fiasco. ‘Turn right’ ‘Turn on’ and...

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Candide 24.05.17 2:21pm
Candide
Trump claims success as Vatican buys US weapons 0
throngsman 24.05.17 2:15pm
throngsman
After seeing his house, Trump now plans to be elected Pope 0
maxine jones 24.05.17 2:11pm
maxine jones
Vicar’s wife likes cock, apparently

The wife of the vicar in a quiet parish in the Isle of Wight is more than a bit partial to cock, it has emerged among the congregation. Angela Danielson, 39, has been married to the Reverend Keith...

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Oxbridge 24.05.17 12:29pm
Oxbridge
UK Press agree to rename "ISIS" to "SHIT". More of which will happen later 0
UrNikko1965 24.05.17 12:22pm
UrNikko1965
Jihadists' Koran 'not a real Koran' 0
cinquecento 24.05.17 11:29am
cinquecento
Latest tour results: Catholic Black Veils - 2, Muslim Headscarves - 0 0
maxine jones 24.05.17 10:39am
maxine jones
Pope thinks a wife's role is to feed her husband 0
maxine jones 24.05.17 10:37am
maxine jones
Security Alert at the Vatican as Trump gets his head stuck in the Sistine Chapel 0
AReader 24.05.17 9:47am
AReader
Lily Allen still drafting her apology to Manchester-based jihadist cells 0
beckfordburger 24.05.17 9:41am
beckfordburger
UK Terror Threat Level raised from "bit peeved" to "seriously ticked off"

Humour is difficult at a time like this, but necessary...

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AReader 24.05.17 9:40am
AReader
Corbyn urges deploying troops 'with orders to rebuke on sight' 0
cinquecento 24.05.17 8:24am
cinquecento
Theresa May: threat level raised to critical 0
immacagain 24.05.17 7:46am
immacagain
Corbyn fails to protect Britain again 0
immacagain 24.05.17 7:46am
immacagain
Man using Facebook news feed for cardiac stress test

A 36 year-old man is using his Facebook news feed to measure how his heart reacts to stress in an uncontrolled online environment. His blood pressure response will be examined as he grows infuriated...

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jonessgl 24.05.17 7:43am
jonessgl