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Welcome to the NewsBiscuit Writers' Room 0 Nice Admin Lady 02.12.13 11:19pm
Nice Admin Lady
Ghislaine denies seeing underage sex. I was tied to bed blindfold at the time. 1
MADJEZ 22.10.20 9:03pm
Filthy Rich
UK to start trade talks with Isle of Wight. 4
Newsdesk 22.10.20 9:01pm
Filthy Rich
Windsor Castle demolished for safe removal of a Banksy from the eastern wall 1
oshaughnessy 22.10.20 9:01pm
Filthy Rich
Government announces free cocaine for advertising executives

The government today won a Commons vote to extend its free coke for the advertising industry scheme following a high profile campaign spearheaded by several anonymous premier league footballers and...

1
TheNewsWalrus 22.10.20 8:38pm
SteveB
Trump won’t wear elasticated pants as they give. 0
Mirthless Evil C 22.10.20 8:36pm
Mirthless Evil C
Britain's winos demand Guinness-free alcohol 0
sydalg 22.10.20 8:24pm
sydalg
Salad fork retrains as Pot Noodle fork 0
SteveB 22.10.20 8:21pm
SteveB
Hands. Face. Waste of Space. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 22.10.20 8:21pm
Mirthless Evil C
Tory hails Boris the meh, the miss, the bellend. 0
Mirthless Evil C 22.10.20 8:04pm
Mirthless Evil C
Sunak invests in magic beans chasing golden egg laying goose in Plan B

No more magic money tree...

0
Mirthless Evil C 22.10.20 7:55pm
Mirthless Evil C
Ozzy Osbourne tour cancelled or postponed or something like that.

Fans of rock legend, self proclaimed Prince of Darkness, and Brummie coprolaliac, Ozzy Osborne, have expressed their disappointment after his latest tour was cancelled or postponed or something like...

0
dominic_mcg 22.10.20 7:47pm
dominic_mcg
Nigel Farage to challenge Keir Starmer for Labour leadership

Following his recent statement on free school meals, Nigel Farage has realised that he is actually to the Left of the current Government. He remains slightly to the Right of Hitler and Genghis Khan....

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deceangli 22.10.20 7:30pm
Sir Lupus
Ghislaine Maxwell denies witnessing 'inappropriate' activities at sex parties. 0
dominic_mcg 22.10.20 7:29pm
dominic_mcg
Jacob Rees Mogg reminds everyone to turn their clocks back to the 17th century

[i][Synchronicitous hat-tip to Mirthless Evil C][/i] Living swordstick, Jacob Rees Mogg, has reminded all fine upstanding British noblemen to command their wives and servants to wind their...

3
Filthy Rich 22.10.20 7:27pm
Sir Lupus
Track & trace triumphs by helping Boris find his own arsehole. Money well spent. 0
Mirthless Evil C 22.10.20 7:18pm
Mirthless Evil C
It’s official - Rishi Sunak has cost the country more than Chris Grayling 0
Mirthless Evil C 22.10.20 7:13pm
Mirthless Evil C
Quorn Eaters Deny Spreading Conspiracy Theories

Less meat soon?...

0
granger 22.10.20 7:12pm
granger
US National Lottery for who gets to say “You’re Fired” to Trump in 2 weeks time

Home home on the O Range...

0
Mirthless Evil C 22.10.20 6:53pm
Mirthless Evil C
Voting for Brexit Was Great Move, say Turkeys

Brits good at eating 'em but can't kill 'em...

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granger 22.10.20 6:21pm
granger
James Randi in line for £1,000,000 payout 0
Smart Alex 22.10.20 5:19pm
Smart Alex
POTUS' name English for fart, UK PM's name American for prick. Go figure.

. Oh the fearful symmetry...

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Mirthless Evil C 22.10.20 4:25pm
granger
Seeing Manchester skyline, London says 'Oo, haven't you grown tall.' 0
SteveB 22.10.20 4:24pm
SteveB
Covid Rules : People should inform themselves

#Truebiscuit https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-54643672 [quote]It comes as a minister said people should inform themselves about which rules apply to their area amid complaints the system is...

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camz 22.10.20 4:12pm
camz
Northern town SpinalTapton excepts five quid and a pint of best to go to Tier 11 1
oshaughnessy 22.10.20 4:04pm
SteveB
Foreign Secretary oversees overseas 0
SteveB 22.10.20 3:38pm
SteveB
Good Lord, Hell, Hull and Halifax moved into new Tier Four. 0
Mirthless Evil C 22.10.20 2:50pm
Mirthless Evil C
School dinner ladies unexpectedly picked for Manchester United

Whilst Manchester United star Marcus Rashford has been complaining about youngsters being denied free school meals, a group of dinner ladies from Our Souls college in Stretford has expressed its...

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antharrison 22.10.20 1:08pm
oshaughnessy
A&E struggling under influx of Guardian-reading ‘Farage conundrum’ cases 0
Filthy Rich 22.10.20 12:14pm
Filthy Rich
Bloodstained window is an original Banksy, says tube train driver 1
Myke 22.10.20 12:02pm
Filthy Rich
Jacob Rees Mogg speaks out against contagion and the ague in Manchester 1
Mirthless Evil C 22.10.20 12:01pm
Filthy Rich