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Nice Admin Lady
Planet Saved By Paying Wind Farms £Millions To NOT Generate Electricity But obvs., anyone who dares draw attention to bollosck like this is a brain-dead Climate Change Denier ...

Titus 18.08.19 11:42pm
Not Amused
Hartley-Brewer plane crashes over Atlantic

A plane carrying 18 passengers including journalist/broadcaster Julia Hartley-Brewer and her family has crashed over the Atlantic confirmed the Reuter news agency., Emergency crews say they have...

Gerontius 18.08.19 9:03pm
Sir Lupus
Epstein death ruled "suicide by headbutting bullets"

Jeffrey's Epstein's death in a Manhattan jail cell has officially been ruled a suicide by headbutting bullets, according to the New York medical examiner. The well-connected financier, 66, was...

apepper 18.08.19 9:00pm
Sir Lupus
Man who collected state pension at 65 recommends raising state pension age to 75 0
Smart Alex 18.08.19 8:59pm
Smart Alex
Talks scheduled with Postman Pat as Trump sets sights on Greendale

Following his recent failed bid to buy Greenland from Denmark, it is understood Donald Trump has now set his sights on Postman Pat's home village of Greendale. Speaking at The White House Mr Trump...

Chipchase 18.08.19 8:58pm
Sir Lupus
Trump: "Greenland is semi-automatic. We'll make it fully automatic." 0
tamoshanter 18.08.19 8:09pm
Vote To Chose Possible New PM To Be Known As 'A General Election'

([i]Although some, for reasons best known to themselves, might choose to describe it as 'A [/i]People's[i] General Election'[/i]) Bring it on, if you think you're popular enough. Probable result:...

Titus 18.08.19 3:50pm
Real caretakers distance themselves from Jeremy Corbyn

More to follow...

apepper 18.08.19 3:37pm
Muddle as Jeremy Corbyn offered job as caretaker

Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, has reluctantly confirmed that he will not be able to continue day-to-day running of his party after he accidentally accepted a job of caretaker at the Twilight Home for...

apepper 18.08.19 2:58pm
Horse fetishists in stable relationship. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 18.08.19 12:34pm
Crufts Champion Breeder signs autographs with a Sharpei. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 18.08.19 12:18pm
Boris says he 'can't be arsed discussing Brexit' with Macron and Merkle

As Prime Minister Boris Johnson prepares to travel to Germany and France this week, he doesn't expect to raise the subject of Brexit. 'It's old hat now, can't be arsed to tell the truth,' he said,...

throngsman 18.08.19 10:33am
Jihadi Jack: IS recruit Jack Letts 'loses UK citizenship' but can keep his diary 0
ron cawleyoni 18.08.19 8:46am
ron cawleyoni
Protests As Writer TriesTo Post Non-Brexit Story On Satirical Website NewsBrexit 0
Titus 18.08.19 7:20am
Corbyn For PM? We're Desperate To Avoid No-Deal Bexit, But Not THAT Desperate

Say rebel MPs - even Labour ones ...

Titus 18.08.19 7:13am
Didcot Cooling Towers Blown Up: Daesh Told 'Anything you can do ...'

Titus 18.08.19 7:05am
God Supports Brexit Says Forest Of Dean Vicar. So That's It Then.

Titus 18.08.19 6:48am
Corbyn requests wife to make him a sandwich 'to stop Brexit' 0
Adrian Bamforth 17.08.19 7:19pm
Adrian Bamforth
Tom Watson to merge with Ken Clarke in groundbreaking fusion 0
Guido Drapatolli 17.08.19 7:09pm
Guido Drapatolli
Trump sells USA to Greenland

More to follow...

apepper 17.08.19 5:28pm
Trump promises to Make Greenland Green Again 2
bonjonelson 17.08.19 7:49am
Commie Corbyn Promises To Support Bourgeois Shopkeepers

Labour leader risks being branded as class traitor ...

Titus 17.08.19 7:07am
Medical Examiner's Office Strangles Rumours Of Epstein Murder 0
Titus 17.08.19 7:06am
Hardman Ray Winstone's betting channel in free fall as viewers desert in droves

According to media reports TV right hard nut Ray Winstone’s career is fast fading with his popularity seemingly very much on the wan, and in particular his 24/7 betting channel is becoming a major...

Chipchase 16.08.19 11:25pm
Pools Panel on Alert to lead emergency government. (Home win) 1
ron cawleyoni 16.08.19 9:12pm
Can Superhero Ken Clark Kent Save The World - Er, Well, Parliament?

Cue Photoshop of Ken Clarke, complete with cape, underpants outside his tights and extended arm with clenched fist, zooming through the sky towards the Palace of Westminster....

Titus 16.08.19 9:10pm
Canada offers to sell Alaska to Trump. 0
bonjonelson 16.08.19 8:58pm
After Helter Skelter success, Church announces plans for Sea-of-E-World. 0
dominic_mcg 16.08.19 8:07pm
Know who I just seen crossing the Atlantic in a boat..only Bloody Greta Thunberg

Hat Tip. Not only but also to two of the greats...

ron cawleyoni 16.08.19 6:28pm
Referendum Suggested To Decide Between Corbyn & Clarke As Caretaker PM

Sorry sorry sorry that should of course be 'A People's Vote', not a referendum ...

Titus 16.08.19 6:18pm