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Nice Admin Lady
Greenland beginning to look a lot like..Green Land. 0
ron cawleyoni 10.12.19 4:19pm
ron cawleyoni
Boris Johnson recreates "memorable" scene from Basic Instinct. 2
thackaray 10.12.19 3:39pm
Sinnick
Alleged Telephone Recording Of Corbyn Saying He Will Vote Tory 'Was Just Banter' 0
Titus 10.12.19 2:09pm
Titus
Electorate Asked To Vote Tactfully: 'Write "Please" Against Your X' 0
Titus 10.12.19 1:42pm
Titus
Myanmar to adopt Chinese "education" system 0
tamoshanter 10.12.19 1:38pm
tamoshanter
Boris refuses to look at photo of baby in a manger

The Prime Minister refused today to look at a photograph taken at a nativity play this week, showing a baby lying in a manger lined with straw with an IV hanging off a Shepherd's crook. 'It speaks...

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throngsman 10.12.19 1:05pm
deceangli
Tories say sick child had a coat to lie on thanks to them

More spin later...

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Gerontius 10.12.19 12:53pm
Sir Lupus
Everyone wearing Peaky Blinders Christmas jumpers

Absolutely everyone at work is wearing a sodding Peaky Binders Christmas jumper, it has been confirmed. It's only ten past nine on the day of your Christmas party at the office, and you've already...

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chrisf 10.12.19 12:34pm
Titus
Late surge by Change UK points towards Mike Gapes as PM

The Bookies’ odds, along with the laws of time and space, look set to be overturned, as voters abandon the main parties in favour of a man who respects the purity of Bailey’s Irish Cream. Mike...

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Wrenfoe 10.12.19 12:27pm
Titus
Ding dong merrily - oh my! Parents livid over new nativity play

Uproar has erupted in leafy Chalfont St Peter over this year's Nativity Play currently being staged at Sir Thomas Cuthbert's Junior School. Parents of Shanice Matthews (5) were livid after having...

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Chipchase 10.12.19 12:25pm
Titus
Golden Globes criticised for all-female Best Actress nominees 0
riesler 10.12.19 12:14pm
riesler
Oven ready turkey to be stuffed on Thursday. 0
ron cawleyoni 10.12.19 11:42am
ron cawleyoni
Swinson leaps out of cake screaming,Surprise,I’m a Tory 5
tonymc81 10.12.19 11:16am
Benvoleo
Holy Family leave Bethlehem Inn a zero star rating on TripAdviser 12
tonymc81 10.12.19 10:26am
Sinnick
‘What would be the point of meddling in your election’ ask Russians

Russia say there would be nothing to gain from meddling in the UK General Election saying they could not possibly make things any worse than they already are., With just a few more shambolic days of...

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Gerontius 10.12.19 10:12am
Sinnick
Awks! Spoilt brat tries to hide nasty photo 0
tamoshanter 10.12.19 9:31am
tamoshanter
Childbirth In Stable Due To Tory Maternity Unit Cutbacks Claims Corbyn 0
Titus 10.12.19 9:17am
Titus
Bethlehem Times: Holy child born prematurely, but in a stable condition 1
Landfill 10.12.19 9:06am
Titus
Fears grow that Downing Street aspidistra is a Russian plant 1
tonymc81 10.12.19 9:02am
Titus
Tories blame Labour for NZ volcano eruption

'They would let it happen here' warns Johnson...

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Gerontius 10.12.19 9:01am
Titus
Nation shocked as millionaire Sugar says vote Tory 0
tonymc81 10.12.19 8:40am
tonymc81
Poverty is under control insist Patel

Rabid Pro Leave campaigner Priti Patel today hit out at the European Social fund,accusing it’s organisers of deliberately trying to undermine the good work done by the Tory party’s austerity...

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tonymc81 10.12.19 8:16am
tonymc81
Boris pays tribute to Britain’s Xenophobes; we couldn’t do it without you. 12
tonymc81 10.12.19 5:57am
riesler
Boris Johnson recorded saying "Grab 'em by the huawei - you can do anything" 0
Crayon 10.12.19 3:25am
Crayon
Inspiration of Ice Bucket challenge dies; "Kick the Ice Bucket" challenge starts

. RIP Dude...

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thackaray 10.12.19 2:31am
thackaray
General Elections is the only time philandering Politicians truly love "Exs" 0
thackaray 10.12.19 2:26am
thackaray
Jeremy Corbyn takes day off; Garden Gnome stand-in "more palatable to voters" 0
thackaray 10.12.19 2:21am
thackaray
Boris Johnson advised to wear low cut dresses to emphasize cleavage 0
thackaray 10.12.19 2:19am
thackaray
The 3 Kings arrived late after flying Ryanair to Bethlehem Damascus Parkway.

And enjoying the replacement donkey service...

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deskpilot3 09.12.19 10:15pm
Titus
Man Sentenced To 33 Life Sentences Will Have To Serve At Least Half Of Them 0
Titus 09.12.19 10:09pm
Titus