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| Welcome to the NewsBiscuit Writers' Room | 0 | Nice Admin Lady | 02.12.13 11:19pm Nice Admin Lady |
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| Zoo animals may need putting down; MPs in Parliament worried | 0 |  |
thackaray | 05.06.20 12:14am thackaray |
| Test and Trace team 'disappointed' at Alok Sharma diagnosis With the business secretary visibly falling ill with Coronavirus-like symptoms, the country's entire 25000 Track and Trace team went into full alert. 'We haven't actually had any real people to... |
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throngsman | 04.06.20 9:29pm deceangli |
| The Charge of the Right Brigade I, Half a league, half a league,, Half a league onward,, All in the Commons of Death, Rode the six hundred., “Forward, the Right Brigade!, Charge for the votes!” he said., Into the... |
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Gerontius | 04.06.20 7:02pm throngsman |
| 'So I slept in a swimming pool, so what?' says Cummings Responding to reports that the premises Dominic Cummings' family lived in to isolate in has only been granted planning permission as an indoor swimming pool, the soon to be former aide said, 'lots of... |
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throngsman | 04.06.20 6:34pm Sir Lupus |
| Face masks compulsory from June 15th. Face masks, not burqas or niqabs. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 04.06.20 6:10pm dominic_mcg |
| 'We're gonna need a bigger face mask' says Susanna Reid | 0 | |
SteveB | 04.06.20 4:56pm SteveB |
| Johnson and Cummings star in new kids programme: Dim and Dom in da Bungling | 1 | |
Oxbridge | 04.06.20 4:40pm Bigglesworth |
| Similar to existing post - removed | 0 | |
apepper | 04.06.20 4:19pm apepper |
| Debenhams to reopen after lockdown, shoppers unsure why they're bothering. | 0 | |
MADJEZ | 04.06.20 3:55pm MADJEZ |
| Monty Don denies damaging ‘new trousers’ rumour Rumpled womanbait presenter Monty Don has denied rumours that he was wearing new trousers in a recent TV programme about the campaign to stop the forcing of rhubarb. ‘These trousers may look new... |
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CulchaVulcha | 04.06.20 3:48pm sydalg |
| Black Lives Matter disbanded after man on Twitter points out ALL lives matter The Black Lives Matter movement has been disbanded after a man on Twitter pointed out that surely ALL lives matter, and to focus only on one race, in the name of combating racism, is itself racist,... |
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Vertically Challenged Giant | 04.06.20 3:16pm MADJEZ |
| How about we throw in the following Saturday too? offers Art Of The Deal author | 0 | |
SteveB | 04.06.20 3:05pm SteveB |
| Former Home Secretary beats coronavirus due to Hurd Immunity | 0 | |
beckfordburger | 04.06.20 3:02pm beckfordburger |
| Keir Starmer left baffled after Boris Johnson 'gets his dad onto him' Labour Leader Keir Starmer is said to have been left gobsmacked and baffled yesterday evening in Westminster following an encounter in the street were he was approached by Boris Johnson and his dad.... |
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Chipchase | 04.06.20 2:57pm Chipchase |
| NYPD cop 'not kneeling, but had been shot' claim | 0 | |
Max Stars | 04.06.20 2:20pm Max Stars |
| BAME community changes designation to BLAME as it welcomes lesbians | 0 | |
Max Stars | 04.06.20 2:16pm Max Stars |
| ISIS threatens to sue US police in demarcation dispute Terror leaders have expressed their frustration with American law enforcement, which seems determined to keep the nation in a state of terror. “The whole idea is that [i]we [/i]sow death and... |
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deceangli | 04.06.20 2:08pm Titus |
| Shock & Outrage As Man Expresses 'Indifference' Whether Cummings Goes Or Stays In other news:, _ _ _ 'Martians Land. 1st Question Asked By Earth Journalists Is 'Do YOU Guys Think Dominic Cummings Should Have Resigned?".', _ _ _ '[i]The Archers[/i] Now To Be Broadcast... |
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Titus | 04.06.20 1:35pm Titus |
| Alok Sharma only attended Parliament "to test eyesight". More soon. | 1 | |
Al OPecia | 04.06.20 1:01pm SteveB |
| 'Octopus ahead in arms race' gag disapproved of by Durga [Could replace with Brahma/Shiva/Vishnu, but it should be Durga]... |
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SteveB | 04.06.20 12:41pm SteveB |
| Social distancing in schools 'impractical', warn bullies The government's ongoing plan for a phased return to schools while still obeying social distancing requirements are ill-conceived and impractical, according to spokes-psychos representing school... |
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Oxbridge | 04.06.20 12:35pm deceangli |
| Rees-Mogg introduces fast-track wristband to avoid Parliament queues | 0 | |
SimonJJames | 04.06.20 12:34pm SimonJJames |
| Barry Gardiner broke lockdown to test for colour blindness. More soon. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 04.06.20 12:34pm dominic_mcg |
| Trump insists he was only visiting the White House for an inspection Donald Trump has insisted that he only visited the White House for a tiny, short, little period of time, and any suggestions that he is the President and should be leading and uniting a divided... |
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Vertically Challenged Giant | 04.06.20 12:12pm Al OPecia |
| "Best thing we've ever did", declares born again articial lawn evangalist Local man, Simon Bryanston, who recently converted from a real to an artificial lawn, has declared himself "born-again" and has embarked on a life long mission to evangalise to everyone who will... |
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SimonJJames | 04.06.20 12:02pm SimonJJames |
| MAGA to be changed to MTSA: Make Turds Shine Again After failing to Make America Great Again, Donald Trump has moved to Plan B - Make Turds Shine Again. “People said it couldn’t be done, you can’t polish a turd”, the President said. “But... |
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deceangli | 04.06.20 11:53am deceangli |
| 1970s: Trump was ‘inspecting’ places other than Vietnam | 0 | |
deceangli | 04.06.20 11:32am deceangli |
| Coward of the County to be renamed ‘Inspector of the County’ | 1 | |
deceangli | 04.06.20 11:18am deceangli |
| Vegan friends ‘not worth it’ say experts The distress caused by friendship with vegans outweighs the health benefits usually associated with friendship, studies reveal. "It isn’t just the complications at mealtimes or the embarrassing... |
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deceangli | 04.06.20 10:44am deceangli |
| 'Our virus is better than your virus' claims Putin, reigniting cold war | 0 | |
SteveB | 04.06.20 10:37am SteveB |
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