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| Welcome to the NewsBiscuit Writers' Room |
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Nice Admin Lady |
02.12.13 11:19pm
Nice Admin Lady |
| Day 10 Of Lockdown - Residents Start To Complain Of 'Deafening' Birdsong |
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Titus |
31.03.20 10:39pm
Titus |
| Police disperse Government's piss-up in a brewery. |
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Mick Turate |
31.03.20 10:33pm
Mick Turate |
| Llandudno residents express fear of a future Nanny State |
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Dick Everyman |
31.03.20 10:22pm
Dick Everyman |
| Wuhan province can't wait for 1st April (with apologies if this is upsetting !)... |
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Sinnick |
31.03.20 10:17pm
Sinnick |
| Trump Proudly Re-Names Chinese Virus 'American Virus' As US Surges Into The Lead |
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Titus |
31.03.20 9:14pm
Titus |
| 'Bong! Here Is the News, But There's No-One Left To Read It' |
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Titus |
31.03.20 9:03pm
Titus |
| Covid-19 tests getting easier claims Daily Mail |
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Smart Alex |
31.03.20 9:00pm
Titus |
| Dominic isolated: Wife reports that more Cummings at home requires more loo roll |
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camz |
31.03.20 7:42pm
camz |
| Oil and fuel prices drop : Flame-thrower panic buying soars |
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camz |
31.03.20 7:37pm
camz |
| Weight Watchers request new safe distance of 8 feet to prevent members colliding |
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camz |
31.03.20 7:34pm
camz |
| New Bob Dylan song - aren't we suffering enough already asks beleaguered planet With its hands already more than full the world has greeted the news of a new 17-minute Bob Dylan song, Murder Most Foul, with a collective groan quickly followed by anger bordering on incandescent... |
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Chipchase |
31.03.20 6:49pm
Titus |
| Dolphins leave Venice. The water's clearer but people are shitting more |
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beckfordburger |
31.03.20 6:28pm
beckfordburger |
| “First we take Llandudno" says Billy the goat, "then we take Penrhyn”… |
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Hungry Joe |
31.03.20 5:29pm
Hungry Joe |
| Spontaneous clapping erupts on news of British Soap Awards cancellation |
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Max Stars |
31.03.20 5:20pm
Max Stars |
| Gove hosted Government briefings to be renamed, Pob Casts. No more Gove please... |
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AdrianJ |
31.03.20 4:46pm
Benvoleo |
| Exam boards to cancel this summer's Covid-19 tests. More soon. |
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dominic_mcg |
31.03.20 4:46pm
Newsdesk |
| Lady Ivegotabighice asks "In the present climate is it all right to shoot infected peasants climbing over her wall?"... |
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brainstorm |
31.03.20 4:24pm
brainstorm |
| Police to maintain an "inquisitive, questioning mindset" while tasering people. Mmmmmmmmmmmooooooooorrrrrrreeeeeee ssssssoooooooonnnnnn.... |
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AdrianJ |
31.03.20 3:52pm
AdrianJ |
| Priti Patel demonstrates how valued immigrant NHS workers are 'now' |
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throngsman |
31.03.20 2:58pm
Dick Everyman |
| Panic buying ends as shops run out of panic Major supermarkets are running low on stocks of panic, leading to widespread concern they could run out altogether. ‘Part of the problem lies in the new time consuming post Brexit rule that says... |
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nickb |
31.03.20 2:28pm
Titus |
| Peak District visitor numbers soar as people flock to see new Black Water attraction... |
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Gerontius |
31.03.20 1:09pm
Gerontius |
| PM gets over Covid-19 in 3 days. Humans warned it will take them longer. |
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dominic_mcg |
31.03.20 12:55pm
dominic_mcg |
| Applause for porn artists cancelled "impossible to clap with one hand" A planned national applause event to recognise the work of porn stars during the period of extended self-isolation has had to be cancelled.
Kevin Jenkins, a teenager speaking by phone from his... |
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apepper |
31.03.20 12:46pm
apepper |
| Police Hire RAF Drone Snipers To Pick Off Errant Hikers |
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Titus |
31.03.20 12:40pm
Titus |
| Police Reconsider Plan To Dye Ocean Black To Discourage Seaside Trips |
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Titus |
31.03.20 12:38pm
Titus |
| Rees-Mogg: 'One weathers th'plague off one's tits on a cocktail of drugs' In his first appearance since mysteriously disappearing from the public eye weeks ago, Jacob Rees-Mogg spoke to reporters today from his hideaway in Somerset to give some pointers on how to weather... |
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Chipchase |
31.03.20 12:23pm
Chipchase |
| Government issues "old men with accordions on Facebook" warning. More soon. |
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dominic_mcg |
31.03.20 12:23pm
dominic_mcg |
| Government Denies 'Secret Negotiations' With Corona Virus 'That's just the kind of bollosck you'd read in some satirical news website somewhere' a spokesman denied having said ... |
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Titus |
31.03.20 9:50am
Titus |
| Matt Hancock’s ventilator procurement an elaborate April Fool's day prank Pranksters throughout the UK saluted the Health Minister’s commitment to slapstick and turning protecting the British public into an ‘absolute joke’.,
Many have likened him to the new Dom... |
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Wrenfoe |
31.03.20 8:58am
Wrenfoe |
| Man Arrested For Saying 'It'll All Be Over By Christmas' |
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Titus |
31.03.20 7:22am
Titus |
