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Nice Admin Lady |
02.12.13 11:19pm
Nice Admin Lady |
| Ghislaine denies seeing underage sex. I was tied to bed blindfold at the time. |
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MADJEZ |
22.10.20 9:03pm
Filthy Rich |
| UK to start trade talks with Isle of Wight. |
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Newsdesk |
22.10.20 9:01pm
Filthy Rich |
| Windsor Castle demolished for safe removal of a Banksy from the eastern wall |
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oshaughnessy |
22.10.20 9:01pm
Filthy Rich |
| Government announces free cocaine for advertising executives The government today won a Commons vote to extend its free coke for the advertising industry scheme following a high profile campaign spearheaded by several anonymous premier league footballers and... |
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TheNewsWalrus |
22.10.20 8:38pm
SteveB |
| Trump won’t wear elasticated pants as they give. |
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Mirthless Evil C |
22.10.20 8:36pm
Mirthless Evil C |
| Britain's winos demand Guinness-free alcohol |
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sydalg |
22.10.20 8:24pm
sydalg |
| Salad fork retrains as Pot Noodle fork |
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SteveB |
22.10.20 8:21pm
SteveB |
| Hands. Face. Waste of Space. More soon. |
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dominic_mcg |
22.10.20 8:21pm
Mirthless Evil C |
| Tory hails Boris the meh, the miss, the bellend. |
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Mirthless Evil C |
22.10.20 8:04pm
Mirthless Evil C |
| Sunak invests in magic beans chasing golden egg laying goose in Plan B No more magic money tree... |
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Mirthless Evil C |
22.10.20 7:55pm
Mirthless Evil C |
| Ozzy Osbourne tour cancelled or postponed or something like that. Fans of rock legend, self proclaimed Prince of Darkness, and Brummie coprolaliac, Ozzy Osborne, have expressed their disappointment after his latest tour was cancelled or postponed or something like... |
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dominic_mcg |
22.10.20 7:47pm
dominic_mcg |
| Nigel Farage to challenge Keir Starmer for Labour leadership Following his recent statement on free school meals, Nigel Farage has realised that he is actually to the Left of the current Government.
He remains slightly to the Right of Hitler and Genghis Khan.... |
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deceangli |
22.10.20 7:30pm
Sir Lupus |
| Ghislaine Maxwell denies witnessing 'inappropriate' activities at sex parties. |
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dominic_mcg |
22.10.20 7:29pm
dominic_mcg |
| Jacob Rees Mogg reminds everyone to turn their clocks back to the 17th century [i][Synchronicitous hat-tip to Mirthless Evil C][/i]
Living swordstick, Jacob Rees Mogg, has reminded all fine upstanding British noblemen to command their wives and servants to wind their... |
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Filthy Rich |
22.10.20 7:27pm
Sir Lupus |
| Track & trace triumphs by helping Boris find his own arsehole. Money well spent. |
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Mirthless Evil C |
22.10.20 7:18pm
Mirthless Evil C |
| It’s official - Rishi Sunak has cost the country more than Chris Grayling |
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Mirthless Evil C |
22.10.20 7:13pm
Mirthless Evil C |
| Quorn Eaters Deny Spreading Conspiracy Theories Less meat soon?... |
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granger |
22.10.20 7:12pm
granger |
| US National Lottery for who gets to say “You’re Fired” to Trump in 2 weeks time Home home on the O Range... |
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Mirthless Evil C |
22.10.20 6:53pm
Mirthless Evil C |
| Voting for Brexit Was Great Move, say Turkeys Brits good at eating 'em but can't kill 'em... |
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granger |
22.10.20 6:21pm
granger |
| James Randi in line for £1,000,000 payout |
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Smart Alex |
22.10.20 5:19pm
Smart Alex |
| POTUS' name English for fart, UK PM's name American for prick. Go figure. . Oh the fearful symmetry... |
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Mirthless Evil C |
22.10.20 4:25pm
granger |
| Seeing Manchester skyline, London says 'Oo, haven't you grown tall.' |
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SteveB |
22.10.20 4:24pm
SteveB |
| Covid Rules : People should inform themselves #Truebiscuit
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-54643672
[quote]It comes as a minister said people should inform themselves about which rules apply to their area amid complaints the system is... |
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camz |
22.10.20 4:12pm
camz |
| Northern town SpinalTapton excepts five quid and a pint of best to go to Tier 11 |
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oshaughnessy |
22.10.20 4:04pm
SteveB |
| Foreign Secretary oversees overseas |
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SteveB |
22.10.20 3:38pm
SteveB |
| Good Lord, Hell, Hull and Halifax moved into new Tier Four. |
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Mirthless Evil C |
22.10.20 2:50pm
Mirthless Evil C |
| School dinner ladies unexpectedly picked for Manchester United Whilst Manchester United star Marcus Rashford has been complaining about youngsters being denied free school meals, a group of dinner ladies from Our Souls college in Stretford has expressed its... |
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antharrison |
22.10.20 1:08pm
oshaughnessy |
| A&E struggling under influx of Guardian-reading ‘Farage conundrum’ cases |
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Filthy Rich |
22.10.20 12:14pm
Filthy Rich |
| Bloodstained window is an original Banksy, says tube train driver |
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Myke |
22.10.20 12:02pm
Filthy Rich |
| Jacob Rees Mogg speaks out against contagion and the ague in Manchester |
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Mirthless Evil C |
22.10.20 12:01pm
Filthy Rich |
