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Nice Admin Lady |
02.12.13 11:19pm
Nice Admin Lady |
| If all satirists carried guns, we'd get a lot more tickers on the front page. |
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Newsdesk |
09.12.18 11:44pm
Newsdesk |
| ‘Gangsters wouldn’t get shot by police if all criminals were armed,’ says Trump. |
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Newsdesk |
09.12.18 11:06pm
Newsdesk |
| Former centurion furious that you can't say "Happy Saturnalia" any more. |
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dominic_mcg |
09.12.18 8:44pm
Crayon |
| Liberals Condemn The EU As Racist For Not Including Asia & Africa |
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Titus |
09.12.18 7:34pm
Titus |
| French Number One - Gilleted Jaune: Gordon is a Macron. More Soon.
Apologies if its been done already... |
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MADJEZ |
09.12.18 6:43pm
Guido Drapatolli |
| RAF stealth fighter jets lying unused because pilots can't find them |
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beckfordburger |
09.12.18 6:28pm
beckfordburger |
| Grandma nostalgic for blitz nights in subway, getting 6" or footlong. |
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Maverick |
09.12.18 6:07pm
deskpilot3 |
| French protesters burn Paris to the ground, but still love the EU. |
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deskpilot3 |
09.12.18 6:06pm
deskpilot3 |
| Farage forms, and resign from, new party More to follow... |
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apepper |
09.12.18 4:13pm
apepper |
| Norwich man's fury as Facebook delete his posts and his fence falls down More to follow... |
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apepper |
09.12.18 4:12pm
apepper |
| Nigel Farage to name his new party after his initials |
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Sinnick |
09.12.18 3:02pm
Sinnick |
| Action against Climate Change "slower than a glacier." More soon. |
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dominic_mcg |
09.12.18 1:52pm
Sinnick |
| Youth knocked off knocked off moped moped A youth riding a stolen moped was knocked off it. This caused him some depression and sadness.
The boy's mother said 'I know he knocked off the moped, but that's no reason for him to get knocked... |
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nickb |
09.12.18 1:51pm
Sinnick |
| PM's Brexit deal wins support after font changed to Comic Sans [hat-tip Rachel Shabi]... |
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Crayon |
09.12.18 1:34pm
Newsdesk |
| Short-sighted French protestors blame their government before the EU |
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Crayon |
09.12.18 1:02pm
Crayon |
| 'Poor students can go to Camford' says Oxbridge |
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Crayon |
09.12.18 12:59pm
Crayon |
| NHS told to ditch fax machines but using leeches is still OK. More soon. |
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dominic_mcg |
09.12.18 11:43am
dominic_mcg |
| May Uncharted Waters:...BREXITBERG!!....right ahead. |
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ron cawleyoni |
09.12.18 11:17am
Sinnick |
| Environmentalists Demand That All Jokes Be Re-Cycled 'Continual construction of totally unnecessary new jokes causes climate change' said Anne Schuss, a worried eco-campaign-in-the-arse. 'The especially applies to satire, which is deliberately... |
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Titus |
09.12.18 11:03am
Titus |
| 'Parisian LeMon Vest Fest'...gets out of hand. |
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ron cawleyoni |
09.12.18 10:33am
ron cawleyoni |
| Satirists Protest Over World Affairs The World Associated Network of Comedians And Satirists (WANCAS) has lodged a formal complaint about the state of the world's affairs, which, they claim, are not just making their lives difficult,... |
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Titus |
09.12.18 10:14am
Titus |
| MANdolin wishing to identify as Electric Guitar...Fender Fluid. |
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ron cawleyoni |
09.12.18 10:09am
ron cawleyoni |
| 'We Need A Strong Leader' Say British Public 'What we need is a leader with a clear-headed view of the way forward' said John Bull. 'Someone who understands the issues and who has the vision to formulate a policy, who has the insight to... |
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Titus |
09.12.18 9:37am
Titus |
| Confused Labour Party Possibly Uncertain Whether To Exploit Tory Confusion More indecision, confusion & uncertainty later. Possibly. Depending on what you mean by confusion, uncertainty and/or indecision. Or [i]probably[/i] depends on what you mean by confusion,... |
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Titus |
09.12.18 9:21am
Titus |
| 'Le Projet Peur' Condemned As Europe Assured 'EU Might Survive Brexit- Possibly' Encore du Projet Peur plus tard ... |
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Titus |
09.12.18 8:50am
Titus |
| Backpacker missing in New Zealand "may have been taken by orcs" Missing British backpacker Grace Millane "may have been taken by orcs", say New Zealand police.
Whilst admitting they haven't found any specific signs of orc activity, they expressed concern that... |
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YaBasta |
09.12.18 8:40am
Titus |
| Reject deal & we enter unchartered waters says PM who refused to charter waters |
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Benvoleo |
09.12.18 7:37am
Benvoleo |
| Voters to be given £10 compensation for lack of outage. |
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Maverick |
09.12.18 7:11am
Maverick |
| Paris Rioters Debate Merits Of May's Deal Vs. No-Deal Brexit |
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Titus |
08.12.18 10:52pm
Titus |
| No US presidents would have been assassinated if all First Ladies had been armed |
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@realDonaldTrump |
08.12.18 10:39pm
@realDonaldTrump |
