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With milkshake banned in the run up to the hustings, other easily purchased food stuffs have offered their services
1. Heinz Vegetable soup. Looks like sick. Carrot lumps can get trapped in...
Her majesty the Queen was said to very upset and visibly shaken today whilst visiting a replica shop to mark the 150th anniversary of Sainsbury’s stores.,
She was led through the various exhibits...
In a series of Facebook posts, Paul Crowther - who valiantly threw a milkshake at a political candidate who was using 3-syllable words he couldn't understand - admitted that life as a classic Geordie...
The National Milkshake Association (NMA) has tonight sent it’s ‘thoughts and prayers’ to the Brexit Party leader Nigel Farage after today’s banana and salted caramel incident. However a...
Most of the people turning out to vote in this Thursday’s European elections are motivated to do so by the fact that last time they voted there was a cute dog tied to a post outside the polling...
Boris Johnson has revealed that as a child he started a Buck’s Fizz appreciation group, and when he said ‘Fuck Business’ at a diplomatic function last year he was trying to refer to ‘Buck’s...
ITV has announced Good Morning Britain is to be renamed Tiswas and is taking over Jeremy Kyle’s recently vacated time slot, whilst also dropping any last pretence of being a real news show.
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