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God wouldn't play dice with the universe, but will wallop you at Yahtzee

An old, white-haired fella down the pub called Bert Onepint claims he knows who invented rolling cubes.

'God invented dice but wouldn't use them. Which is ironic because there is only a one in six chance of it being true.' said Bert, making a miscalculation.

Following in-depth research taking 17 man-seconds of work, it was discovered that the patent for dice was filed at a Swiss patent office in 1909. But the subsequent heir to the dice family fortune, Lady Die, can only collect the vast inheritance if she throws three consecutive doubles.

author: SteveB

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