On the first day of Christmas,
My stalker sent to me
A cartridge and a kidney.
On the second day of Christmas,
My stalker sent to me
Two throttled doves,
And a cartridge and a kidney.
On the third day of Christmas,
My stalker sent to me
Three lynched hens,
Two throttled doves,
And a cartridge and a kidney.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
My stalker sent to me
Four rotting birds,
Three lynched hens,
Two throttled doves,
And a cartridge and a kidney.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
My stalker sent to me
Five bondage rings,
Four rotting birds,
Three lynched hens,
Two throttled doves,
And a cartridge and a kidney.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
My stalker sent to me
Six knives a-slaying,
Five bondage rings,
Four rotting birds,
Three lynched hens,
Two throttled doves,
And a cartridge and a kidney.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
My stalker sent to me
Seven skulls a-grinning,
Six knives a-slaying,
Five bondage rings,
Four rotting birds,
Three lynched hens,
Two throttled doves,
And a cartridge and a kidney.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
My stalker sent to me
Eight maids for killing,
Seven skulls a-grinning,
Six knives a-slaying,
Five bondage rings,
Four rotting birds,
Three lynched hens,
Two throttled doves,
And a cartridge and a kidney.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
My stalker sent to me
Nine fingers pickling,
Eight maids for killing,
Seven skulls a-grinning,
Six knives a-slaying,
Five bondage rings,
Four rotting birds,
Three lynched hens,
Two throttled doves,
And a cartridge and a kidney.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
My stalker sent to me
Ten ghouls a-reaping,
Nine fingers pickling,
Eight maids for killing,
Seven skulls a-grinning,
Six knives a-slaying,
Five bondage rings,
Four rotting birds,
Three lynched hens,
Two throttled doves,
And a cartridge and a kidney.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My stalker sent to me
Eleven snipers sniping,
Ten ghouls a-reaping,
Nine fingers pickling,
Eight maids for killing,
Seven skulls a-grinning,
Six knives a-slaying,
Five bondage rings,
Four rotting birds,
Three lynched hens,
Two throttled doves,
And a cartridge and a kidney.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My stalker sent to me
Twelve stranglers strangling,
Eleven snipers sniping,
Ten ghouls a-reaping,
Nine fingers pickling,
Eight maids for killing,
Seven skulls a-grinning,
Six knives a-slaying,
Five bondage rings,
Four rotting birds,
Three lynched hens,
Two throttled doves,
And a cartridge and a kidney.
