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Man certain Trump lost in 2016, doubly certain about 2024

'Oh no,' he said, 'it's inconceivable. At my dinner party, last night, not one person said they would vote for him.' Asked if his dining guests were a representative sample of the whole of America, he looked blank. 'You mean the chef?'


Some point to the fact that Trump is indited on multiple fronts and very rude, as reason he would lose. While others point out that Trump is indited on multiple fronts and very rude, and is currently ahead in every poll. Likewise working class voters feel abandoned by Biden: 'At least when Trump abandons you, you get a decent divorce settlement'.


Senior Democrats do not understand why Joe Biden is proving so unpopular, given he is supporting genocide and is 120 years old. His 'I'm not Trump' policy, only really works if you actually try to not be like Trump. Yet one strategist remained optimistic: 'A Trump win is not inevitable, for that you would need Hilary Clinton.'


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