Friends of Harry Dunn's parents concerned the repair bill will come back to them

Following an unexpected intervention by Prime Minister Boris Johnson, friends of the parents of Harry Dunn, who was tragically killed by the wife of a US spy driving on the wrong side of the road, are concerned that his parents might be presented with a bill for the panel beating repair. 'They wanted someone competent to take Harry's case up, but unfortunately, the Prime Minister took it up instead,' said a family friend, drawing parallels with previous interventions by Johnson in Iran.

A government spokesman defended the intervention. 'It was agreed at the highest level that the cabinet would field the most competent, capable and believable person available. Incredibly it turns out to be Boris.' The US is expected to claim for a full valet, distress and will try to reclaim the airfare back as well.

President Biden accidentally has 'constructive' talks with Wilfred Johnson

President Joe Biden held three hours of talks with one-year-old Wilfred Johnson in Cornwall yesterday, after mistaking him for his father, Prime Minister Boris Johnson.

‘It was a genuine and easy mistake to make,’ a US aide said. ‘We saw the tousled blond hair and heard him making a kind of gibberish noise, which matched the description of the Prime Minister we'd been given.’

There followed intense three-hour talks between Wilfred and Biden covering a range of issues, which only stopped because it was nap time. Whilst the President was napping, Wilfred spent some time playing on the beach.

Biden, who doesn't seem to have realised the mistake yet, was later overheard saying the talks were ‘constructive’. He said: ‘I wasn't sure that I would get on with him, but we bonded over the need to have our food all mushed up.’

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