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The antipodean epic starts in small-town Melbourne but soon moves to the cosmopolitan, bi-curious disco club-scene of 80′s New York. Murdoch (to be played by the dashing Hugh Grant) controls a series of Avenue Q inspired puppets, each in the likeness of British PMs from the last thirty years. Through a myriad of sequins and leather, the billionaire narrates how he wants to ‘save us from socialism’, inconvenient truths and responsible journalism.


Show-stopping moments include a frenzied chorus number with the merry Wapping Unionists, hooting and hollering with delight as they set upon by the police. Sienna Miller as Rebekhah Brooks (-’the Brassy Girl with a Heart of Gold’) belts out a counterpoint three-way with two mysterious men. Later billowing fog and scrims shroud the stage, as the characters of Patricia Booker and Wendi Deng form part of dream ballet spinning with dollar bills. Finally, Murdoch himself completes a Fred Astaire dance homage called the ‘Illegal phone Tap’.



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Golden Tickets offering foreign children fast-track visits to the Chocolate Factory are expected to be scrapped by Willy Wonka, amid pressure over links to Mike Teavee and Augustus Gloop.


A source confirmed reports of an announcement next week on those spending at least £2m on bars of chocolate.


The scheme was introduced to find someone to take over the confectionery empire, but it has been under review for some time after concerns it is open to abuse.


It is still open to the rich, such as Veruca Salt who is immature, over-indulged and manipulative, fitting right in with current government policy. Anyone who has very rich parents and lives in a mansion is welcome, especially if they have affluent parents who will give them anything they want, no matter how ridiculous the price including contracts for PPE. It is very important that they express no gratitude at all for what they are given.


However, an Oompa Loompa spokesperson was keen to promote 'levelling up' which also encourages applications from less well off children, such as Charlie Bucket who lives in a single roomed house with his entire family.


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