A spokesperson for General Motors admitted: ‘Deaths by Space Hopper last year were zero. By contrast we’ve had to withdraw 2.6m cars – or caskets on wheels, as we call them. The pogo stick is a no-thrills model, but much safer than our clown cars. We always assumed four wheels good but we're now reassessing. Which is why I'm pleased to announce our hybrid Uni-Cadillac for 2015. One wheel. One solar panel. No luggage. No friends'
Rumours have persisted that the Clintons crashed to earth in 1998, after Bill’s ‘special moon probe’ collided with an impeachment. Subsequently, a cigar shaped capsule was seen to fall in the vicinity of Area 51.
Commercial pilots have regularly reported seeing a ‘Clinton-sized’ ego floating above the area. Yet the CIA denied the existence of a Democratic focus group in the Nevada desert: ‘Being an inter-stellar lizard from the planet Zulag, is par for the course for an occupant of The White House’.
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