A producer said: ‘He’s clearly been abusing anabolic steroid. His stomach muscles resemble a hernia farm.
‘Last episode we visited to the Sistine Chapel to see Noah’s hairy moobs, Eve’s stretch marks and God trying to wipe some kind of genital fungus on Adam’s hand. Next week we will visit the Fitzwilliam Museum, to see sculptures of an ingrowing toenail, nose polyps and an ‘outie’ belly button’.
'It's OK for smaller creatures like meercats - for them it's simples' said Ollie the elephant 'But suitable accommodation for me and my wife Ellie costs a fortune and is a much bigger problem'. 'It's even worse for us' said Ginny giraffe 'We're having a real struggle to find anywhere suitable at all - it's been a real pain in the neck.'
The monkeys, too, are having problems, especially the chimpanzees. 'There's a load of us' said Charlie Chimp 'and we need enough space to sit down at our typewriters, as well as somewhere providing enough peace and quiet to be able to finish writing all these playt - oh, fuck it, I mean plays. Bollocks, now I've got to start from the beginning all over again. Please excuse me.'
The only tenants who seemed less worried were the hyenas, who hoped they might be adopted as domestic pets and therefore not need to rent cages, so would be laughing all the way to the bank.
