Michelangelo's David to feature on C4’s Embarrassing Bodies
A producer said: ‘He’s clearly been abusing anabolic steroid. His stomach muscles resemble a hernia farm.
‘Last episode we visited to the Sistine Chapel to see Noah’s hairy moobs, Eve’s stretch marks and God trying to wipe some kind of genital fungus on Adam’s hand. Next week we will visit the Fitzwilliam Museum, to see sculptures of an ingrowing toenail, nose polyps and an ‘outie’ belly button’.