- Throngsman
- Jan 18, 2023
A BBC spokesman has admitted that some news items may have become 'lost'. 'We had them, on a piece of paper on a desk somewhere, but we just can't find them,' he said.
The spokesman said that he recalled something about a conservative peer allegedly siphoning off a shed load of money for procuring inadequate PPE, something else about a VIP lane company run by a conservative donor being paid to procure a shed load of inadequate PPE and then being paid to incinerate it. He also had a recollection that a senior conservative MP who had held and continues to hold senior positions in the government who had denied owing HMRC lots of money last summer and then, after a successful investigation by HMRC, deciding to pay an eye watering amount of unpaid taxes that historically have been accompanied with a jail sentence.
'We do have a lot of news about the weather, so we've filled the front page with news about snow in case nobody noticed; and there's still lots of news about Harry and Meghan. And the unions blackmailing the country. Buggered if I know where the other news went, though,' he said, uploading another photo of a town covered in a dusting of snow.
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In what some are describing as a mercy killing and others as natural selection; one by one, Republican candidates have succumbed to lethal of cocktail of right-wing politics or have been quietly euthanized - like Jed Bush.
Assisted political suicide is already legal in California, ever since Arnie 'banged the maid'. Ted Cruz will now be given the choice between a Trump™ branded dagger in the back, or a natural death - otherwise known as a 'Nick Clegg'.