Mr. Trump had attempted to pay a measly $5.3m in federal income tax on $150m income, putting him in the same tax bracket as Al Capone or someone with a paper-round. Despite what it says on his return, the public are sceptical of Mr. Tump’s claim that he is a single mother of six living on Wisconsin trailer park.
A White House spokeswoman explained: ‘Not only is Mexico going to pay for the Wall, but Mr. Trump has discovered that it’s tax deductible He’s also registered a further $100m in hairspray, fake tan and Kenyan birth certificates. And with only 46% of the popular vote, President Trump has simply made good on the promise of ‘no representation without taxation’.’
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