Mr. Trump had attempted to pay a measly $5.3m in federal income tax on $150m income, putting him in the same tax bracket as Al Capone or someone with a paper-round. Despite what it says on his return, the public are sceptical of Mr. Tump’s claim that he is a single mother of six living on Wisconsin trailer park.
A White House spokeswoman explained: ‘Not only is Mexico going to pay for the Wall, but Mr. Trump has discovered that it’s tax deductible He’s also registered a further $100m in hairspray, fake tan and Kenyan birth certificates. And with only 46% of the popular vote, President Trump has simply made good on the promise of ‘no representation without taxation’.’
If you enjoyed this archive item, why not buy thousands of archive stories found in our eBooks, paperbacks and hardbacks?