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A pair of upper class YouTube stars are being hailed as heroes after devising an ingenious method for money saving during a time of financial instability for many families. Coining it ‘LowWaitrose’, their suggestion is that struggling households can save important pennies by limiting how much they shop at Waitrose supermarkets. In a new video the pair described this trick with their distinctly Etonian accents:


‘It’s a universal feeling to enjoy a good Waitrose shop, but we actually saved money by getting our groceries from places other than Waitrose - a huge life hack I’m not sure many families are aware of. It will still be there for your essential grocery items, like a Duck Parfait or Truffle Oil, but we think limiting your Waitrose exposure could really make a dent in this cost of living crisis. We even came across this niche German supermarket called Lidl and let me tell you the mini-pizzas are sublime.’


The online stars then went on to describe how even though they personally didn’t need to change their shopping habits, they understand how many people are affected by the soaring food prices.


‘While we can more than afford to get a Waitrose Finest Bronze Turkey on a regular basis, we understand how for so many people that dream has become really difficult. You should really be in the loop about a place called Sainsbury’s, even though you might not find us shopping there.’


On social media the YouTubers hinted that in their next video they would be tackling the NHS waiting lists by using Private Healthcare.



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It's not just Stockton North - or its MP - that James Cleverley thinks is a sh*thole, Conservative HQ has confirmed.


'The Home Secretary is on tape saying Stockton North is a shithole, but be reasonable! He also thinks Stockton South is a shith*le and Stockton town centre is the critical core of a radioactive turd sandwich. He said the first railway in the world only went from Stockton to Darlington because people were so desperate to get out of "that sh*thole" Stockton.'


'In his defence, he was Foreign Secretary until 5 minutes ago and goodness knows how many other countries he has been caught calling shitholes. Arguably this shows progress?'


'Was it Stockton or Stockport? Are they different places? Tory HQ is more interested in stocks and shares. F*ck those other sh*tholes.'


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