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As with most professions there is always a minority acting against the rest, and with Landlords, it is no exception. There a few out there, luckily in decreasing numbers, who just want to be decent people. They must be found out and dealt with.


There is a tiny, yet irritating cluster of do-gooders, trying to raise the name of the majority, by wanting to provide affordable, liveable dwellings. Utter madness. They are against the very concept of what being a lord over land is all about and something needs to be done about it.


These insidious altruists undermine the very concept of feudalistic property ownership and want to consider radical schemes such as rent control or cleaning mould. Restrictions on rent increases are abhorrent to the core values of insisting on the maximum rent you can get, then adding a bit more. What do they think the whole point of a owning a house is, if not to make as much money off other people as possible?



As the saying goes, all it takes is a few good apples to enhance the barrel. To improve the whole orchard in fact, and no true property entrepreneur wants that.


Photo by Erik Mclean on Unsplash




Scourge of civilisation and warrior emperor of half the known world, Genghis Khan, has announced that, following disappointing local election results, he is leaving the Conservative Party to join Keir Starmer's Labour.


'This is a great result for sensible, middle-of-the-road politics" announced Sir Keir, grinning nervously as he shook hands with the axe-wielding war lord. "Plus Mr Khan has some radical policy ideas about small boats which I am sure will make a splash on the campaign trail.'


The move has been greeted with alarm by many in the Labour party, and indeed all around the country, as they fear that the Mongol chief seeks to replace the Tory 'levelling up' agenda with a more drastic plan to simply 'level' everything in sight. 'Still, said one veteran socialist, 'at least he's not Farage, eh?'.





Absolutely everyone has gone to the pub and is sitting in the beer garden enjoying a few pints, it has been confirmed.


The news comes despite it not actually being that warm in the evening and oh, it’s a bit nippy when the sun goes behind those clouds, isn’t it?


Nonetheless, the world and his wife is determined to enjoy a few ice cold Peronis and get a bit of sun of their collective backs after temperatures reached at least double figures today.


‘Got to celebrate the great British summer with a few cheeky jars’, chattered Mike McBride, 42, shivering in shorts and a t-shirt whilst sat outside at the Nags Head.


‘Richie here suggested we went inside at 6pm when there was a slight breeze’, continued McBride. ‘He’s such a buzz-kill.’


‘Now if you don’t mind, I’m off to order another round just as soon as a regain control of my frozen limbs’.


Photo by Ethan Hu on Unsplash

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