Most popular MP Facebook statuses by party

Conservative:  "I bet I lose my seat in the next election"

Labour:  "Sorry, you won't have heard of me, but I'm your next MP"

Reform:  "My struggle against 14 and a half years of Tory lies, stupidity and cowardice"

Lib Dem:  "Councillors can be MPs too!"

Green:  "Green is the new Red"

SNP:  "They may take our lives, but they will never take OUR FREEDOM! Lend us a tenner for stamps...""

Plaid Cymru:  [Something unintelligible with no vowels]

DUP:  "My good friend Gordon says homosexuality is ungodly."

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The Annual Thames Vs Southern Water Beach Football Match.

Winner: Deskpilot

Runners-Up:

"The teams played on, despite not having seen the ball for twenty minutes." (Lockjaw);

"Gurdip’s mum flatly refused to wash the team kit during monsoon season." (DickEveryman)

The reds will be coming after your holidays