Putin's Failing Generals Face Deadly Sing Off.

Winner: Bilkshake

Runners-Up:

"Group prostate exams to save the NHS millions." (Dick Everyman);

"Plans to re-open Michael Jackson's Neverland theme park are well underway." (Sketchly)

After attacking UN, Israel to start stomping on kittens

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Reeves sets up GoFundMe page

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