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Trump University to reopen with new courses and promises not to be a massive scam



After being shut down for being a massive scam, Trump University is to reopen with a brand-new set of courses for the easily manipulated.


Media Control and Propaganda Studies

The fact that you enrolled in this course shows how successful this can be

Financial Mismanagement and Money Laundering

How to prevent people following the money

Crypto investing and swindling

You will learn all sorts of new investment techniques such as “rug pulls” and “Pump and dump” which are just as hideous as they sound.

Construction Engineering of Internment camps

Lessons cover tower construction, field of fire management and anti-tunnel techniques along with how best to include a children’s play area.

Revisionist History with alternative studies

Did Hitler really do anything wrong?


Extracurricular activities could involve joining the same-coloured shirt society, this year’s colour is brown.


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Tales of Olde Yarwick (& More)


The first ten stories are set in a fictional, utopian version of York aka Yarwick while the other five are set in York as it was in my younger days. The stories are written to entertain but also to ask you to think about ways this wonderful city could be made even better.

 

Do you live in a city you love but would like to improve? Or in a dump which is in desperate need of change? What would you do if suddenly you had the power to enhance your environment? The first ten stories in this collection should give your imagination a boost to answer these questions. Set in the author's home city on York, transformed into Yarwick, the tales have ideas for how to set your town on the road to perfection.


Bill Banks is a rough diamond who has his own ideas of how the city should be and is ready to fight anyone or anything that gets in his way.


The collection is completed with five earlier stories set in York, which attempt to give the reader a feel for the atmosphere of this unique city.




Government to hold enquiry into enquiries



'Grenfell Enquiry - two years, millions of pounds, nothing done,' explained a government spokesman today.  'Abuse victims enquiry, more millions, more years, nothing done,' he added before reeling through the liturgy of public enquiries carried out since World War 2 ended, all with the same depressing result - nothing done, nothing changed.



'We're going to hold an enquiry into why enquiries don't make a difference,' he said, naming a High Court Judge, specifying a ludicrous amount of money and a report date in 2067.



The Conservatives have pooh-poohed the enquiry as a total waste of money and have pledged to hold an enquiry into why the government held this enquiry when they get back in power, coincidentally when the enquiry enquiry reports.


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