The Kremlin is disgusted at the massive mis-justice that Nathan Gill, the former leader of Reform UK Wales, who was always an upstanding gent, is found guilty of long term borrowing of their rubles. He just said a few nice things on their show and made some very valid points that Russia is just delightful and misunderstood. So they gratefully covered his expenses, and this turns out that is some sort of crime? Just wow.
A Kremlin spokesman, John Smithski (possibly not his real name) was asked about the “donations”. Speaking from his ground floor office with mattresses piled outside the windows, he said “Mr Gill looked hungry and a bit sad, is giving desperate MEPs a bit of spare change illegal now? The Russian Intelligence Services expected nothing in return. Absolutely nothing. Giving someone who is needy and pathetic a few quid and receiving no pro quo back is just being nice. Is being nice in Starmers Regime jailable now?”
Putin had always agreed with UKIP/Brexit Party/Reform that a divided Europe would be a much happier place and a strong independent UK would always enjoy a flourishing economy and Russia could look on misty eyed feeling so proud of them all.
For once, Nigel Farage was not available for a comment.
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