Scientists, nutritionists and your mum have all noticed the same thing - food makes you fat. 'There's no doubt about it,' said a senior nutritionist today, 'every study over the last half Century has pointed to food being linked to obesity'. Doctors agree, the idea that someone could eat themselves thin is 'nonsense' and 'highly misleading', according to many studies.  Proponents of the concept reluctantly agree that eating is linked in some way to obesity.
Researchers have noted that whisky and other spirits are carbohydrate free. 'A bottle of whisky is enough to fuel the average male for a day, will aid sleep and will wash harmless amounts of snacks down easily. You never see a fat drunk, apart from that uncle everyone avoids talking about,' said a reseacher reaching for a bottle. 'And whisky drinking is associated with vigorous exercise,' he added, 'according to the study sponsor, Johnny Walker.
