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Jacob Rees-Mogg todays announces that to celebrate the successes the UK is experiencing due to Brexit a new statue is to be commissioned....

Work on the new Maglev line has been stopped two miles from the edge of the Brum Megopolis after workers discovered rails that may have...

A slew of government advisers and people in senior positions can't take any more of the poop from Pig Dog, resigning in their droves....

ITV has reported that it is dropping its reality show The Only Way is Ethics after the second host of the show resigned in as many years....

The crossover between breakfast and medical examinations are getting confusing. Said one man: ‘Irresistible flakes sound like a nasty...

The Prime-Minister is believed to be considering a fictional character as his new ethics advisor with the Lords Voldemort and Vader...

'Far too many police dramas depict detectives going to interview a suspect, asking one specific question, leaving to repeat the activity...

'How many ethics advisors does it take to change Boris Johnson? Only one, but Boris Johnson has to really wanna change.' As if being...

Embracing the North Korean model of sporting denial, psychologists have suggested delusions of grandeur are preferable to the grim...

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Aping Netflix's plans of a real-life Squid Game reality TV show the government have announced the second of two payments to help the...