Furious Trump withdraws thousands of US tourists from Europe
- Jeremynh
- May 4
- 1 min read
Incensed by the attitude of European countries to his war in the Middle East, Trump will be pulling back several brigades of dumb and deeply irritating US tourists from the continent.
Piqued by Spain not letting him use its air bases to bomb Iranian children, Trump will withdraw 2,000 tourists who've been wandering around Madrid, wondering why it doesn't look like Milwaukee.
He will recall 1,000 tourists from Italy who have been infuriating restauranteers by telling them how well they've learnt to cook that classic American invention, the pizza.
And he will bring back 5,000 tourists from Germany who've been strutting around Baden Baden like they own the place and arrogantly telling the locals that if it weren't for them, they'd all be speaking German.
