World stares in wonder at May's full moron
- Jeremynh
- May 3
- 1 min read
People around the world have been staring in wonder at this month's display of Donald Trump going full moron.
"It was amazing!" said one White House observer. "The German Chancellor said something true about his piss-poor war strategy against Iran and then Trump's psyche waxed to full moron size and he ordered 5,000 troops to be withdrawn from the country.
"Trump normally expands to full moron mode about about once every month, normally coinciding with the full moon - which he howls at.
"This is usually caused by someone saying something that the thin-skinned little man-child doesn't like, sending him into a giant sulk.
"Some months, you get to see him go super-moron. And since there are two full moons this May, we can confidently expect the president to turn blue with fury in about four weeks' time and put on yet another full moron display."
