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Two early episodes of Doctor Who, which have been recently found in an old cardboard box, are to be lost again.


The episodes, which last annoyed viewers in the 1960's, are thought to have been recorded by a viewer at time of broadcast, and swiftly put in the attic in an attempt to forget them forever. Many who saw the original shows have long held out hope that the episodes had been wiped.


An archivist at the BBC said: "the film was in a terrible state, with ramshackle special effects, shoddy acting and gaping plot holes. The appearance of trundling Daleks halfway through was particularly nauseating."


"We had a team of experts working on it for several weeks to try to make the footage unwatchable. Removing the film from its cannister was a fraught process in itself, for fear of it failing to combust on exposure to air."


Experts hope that this latest expelling of episodes will spur people on to recall other examples of appalling science fiction, risible sitcoms and amateurish drama they have on tape, which might be ripe for abandonment in attics, storerooms or garden sheds. 





The non-Nazi credentials of the Conservative Government were unmistakeable when they forced someone off air for not blindly towing the Government line.


“This quelling of free-speech is so unlike anything Nazis would do that I’m insulted you’d make that comparison” said Suella Braverman, Minister for Propaganda and Public Enlightenment.


Some people have said that any TV presenter who implied the Government was in any way like Nazis was not impartial and that they should be replaced with an unquestioning Government mouthpiece. These were exactly the same people who loudly boast that they’d have bravely spoken up in the face of Nazi censorship.


Preparations are currently in full-swing at Whitehall for Not Act Like A Nazi Day, on April 30th - Hitler’s Birthday. The celebration has been introduced by the Government to prove they’re not like Nazis by brutally persecuting anyone who says they are, then saying “see”.


Asked if the Tory Government was efficiently evil like the Nazis, a leading Historian of 20th century Germany said “not really…the Nazis were efficient.”




First published 13 Mar 2023


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