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In the wake of another attack by Prime Minister Boris Johnson (you're not dreaming, he still is), the BBC announced a move that will no longer see them paying top stars large salaries.


The corporation is to close its world-famous drama studio later this year, and instead all future programmes will be produced and staged by amateur dramatic society, St Michael’s Strolling Players from Acton.


The first programme slated under the new arrangement will an adaptation of the James Joyce classic, Ulysses, with bus driver Alan Chivers cast in the role of Leopold Bloom. The production is to be broadcast live from Acton Drill Hall to save on costly studio sets and recording facilities.


Daphne Miller, a doctor’s receptionist and the group’s creative director said: ‘Alan’s really not bad at all once he's had a few brandies to settle his nerves. His Sky Masterson, when we did Guys and Dolls last Summer, was two-starred by the The Acton Bugle's arts critic.


'Yes, he can be a little shaky remembering lines, but if we write them on bits of the set I'm sure it’ll be alright on the night.’



First published 2 May 2022



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Dave Finlay from Redditch has been ostracised by his mates after saying he doesn't think Dr Who 'is much good really'.


He made the comment last night at the pub, when his now former friends were discussing the current new series.


Big Nev explains: 'We were just saying how brilliant the show is when Dave pipes up and says he doesn't rate it at all. I nearly choked on my pint.'


However Dave remains unrepentant. 'I'm sorry, I just think it's massively over-hyped. Silly stories and piss-poor special effects. I find the whole bloody thing lame and about fifty years past its sell-by date. So If that means the lads don't want me in their group any more... then so be it.'


Meanwhile, a clearly stunned Tommo, describing himself as once having been Dave's best buddy, added: 'Everyone loves Dr Who, I mean come on, they do don't they? And anyway isn't it against the law to say anything bad about the show... it is... isn't it?'


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It has been confirmed that a complete boxset of Pope Francis's 72 hours lying in state will be released on DVD next month.


Vatican City has announced it has partnered with BBC Home Entertainment to release the 18-disc set in order to not only provide comfort to the millions of Catholics who were unable to make the trip to St Peter's Basilica, but also top hopefully help non-believers to understand the importance of this auspicious occasion.


'The box set will of course come complete with special features.' said a spokesman 'We'll have a multi-angle viewing to allow viewers to actually experience the mind-numbing boredom of standing in the queue for hours as well as a full commentary from Archbishop Besungu and Cardinal Endo. Those names alone should be enough to make the discs fly off the shelves."


This set comes just two-and-a-half years after the BBC released their highly-successful and award-winning 'Queen Elizabeth II Lying in State' set, and will also be available on Blu-Ray and 4K. A release date for the soundtrack has yet to be confirmed.


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