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Samaritans calls for an end to EastEnders


Samaritans crisis counselling service has made an urgent plea to EastEnders producers begging them to stop making the long-running soap.


A spokesman for the charity commented, ‘Recently we have been overrun with calls during transmission of the show and it’s just becoming all too much for our phone counsellors to handle.’


One call centre worker who asked for his identity not to be disclosed said: 'On sixty-three separate occasion I requested emergency services go to Beachy Head to talk down ‘jumpers’ following last Christmas Day's episode.'


So far, the BBC has yet to respond to the request.

Celebrity cancelled for doing absolutely nothing controversial

An unnamed star has been suspended by the BBC for not making any sexist, homophobic, racist comments, using slurs against people with disabilities or posting anything about Gaza on social media. No offensive remarks were made last November during filming for a new BBC show, the Sun on Sunday reported.


The BBC said this language was “entirely unacceptable and in no way reflects the values or standards we hold and expect”. The popular TV regular apologised for "any offence and upset".


Newsbiscuit has approached their representatives for a comment, who told us to "F**k off you woke C**k Wombles!". Charities and MPs have joined forces to condemn the National Treasure, saying they should reflect on what they haven't said or done.


The personality is said to be 'Deeply embarrassed', adding,  "I want to apologise sincerely and wholeheartedly for the words I haven't used. It is no excuse, but I do not fully understand derogatory terms and their meanings. That is on me completely. Now I am aware, I am deeply embarrassed not to have directed them at anyone."


Nigel Farage has stepped into the affray, calling on the person to educate themselves, and offering them a place on a course especially run for members of The Reform Party run by Laurence Fox.


A BBC spokesperson said "We hope they will take this opportunity to get to know the reality of ordinary people, and upset them”.



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