Radio DJ has consensual relationship with adult female

A radio DJ who worked for the BBC during the ‘peak paedo’ years is in a consensual relationship with an age-appropriate woman. Bob Bridlington met his now wife through mutual friends when they were both adults. They discovered they had a similar sense of humour and several shared interests. They have been married for 22 years.

‘We had to keep things quiet at first. It wasn’t the done thing at the time’ admitted Bridlington ‘I had to lie and say she was an underage groupie.’

‘Bridlington’s actions are disgusting – typical of the EU and its pro-paedophile agenda.’ shrieked Daily Express reader Marianne Morrison ‘Defund the BBC and give the money saved to the Queen to spend on Prince Andrew’s legal and sweat band bills.’

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Boris 'Would be mad to seek psychological help'

While many Prime Ministers would be reeling after losing two by-elections, a party chair and a packet of cheese strings on the same day, Boris Johnson was reported to be upbeat, if a little disappointed to have lost the cheese strings. 'Boris likes his cheese,' explained an aide.

The suggestion he might need psychological evaluation was poo-poo'd. 'You'd have to be mad to see a shrink,' said one supporter, while another suggested that the Prime Minister had 'put the loop in "fruit loop", or was it the fruit? Whatever.'

'He's definitely put the "sh!t" in "sh!t for brains",' said another supporter, who didn't want to be named (but sits next to Boris in PMQs, holds the purse strings and covets his job).