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Lucy, 23, has suffered structural damage due to her pipes freezing, then bursting in the thaw.  Her third party, fire and theft insurance doesn't cover the damage so she has started a crowdfunding page.  At the time of writing her repairs are complete and she is on a short break in Mallorca with her bestie on the surplus.


Billy had his 2014 Kia Sorento back-ended by a hit and run.  The insurance company wanted to write it off and offered £250 scrap value.  His crowd funder is still running, but only because Ferrari just put their prices up.  Until then, it's the bus for Billy.


Insurance companies are feeling the pinch with the success of crowdfunding sites.  Why insure when you can crowdfund? That exorbitant insurance premium for the once in a ten year claim can be used to pay rent, mortgage or energy bills.  Nearly, at least.


'We're losing insurers left, right and centre,' said a Lloyds underwriter.  'A major petrochemical company hit by Ukrainian drones has set up a crowdfunding page, luckily nobody can understand Cyrillic script in London,' he said, before being corrected.  'Outside of London, then.


'So we're setting up a crowdfunding page.  Contribute to our page annually or, if you want to set up a direct debit, monthly, and we'll respond to your crowdfunding page, if and when you need us,' he said.  He stressed this wasn't through one of the established crowdfunding pages which take ten percent of your donation before paying the intended recipient.  'We will need to retain an admin fee,' he added.


Benefit claimants say that it is too easy for people to become an MP in the UK, as they set out proposals to make the process tougher.

A spokesman for the activist group said that there needed to be a ‘crackdown on rich people exploiting the system’.


In a speech setting out new proposals, the spokesman said, ‘Our Parliamentary system is being exploited by a whole bunch of rich people with no practical experience and second class degrees in PPE. The job must be done by people with better experience of real life.

‘It is not unreasonable to expect our MPs to have been to a state school, had proper jobs, used the NHS, and been through the justice system. I acknowledge that many MPs do eventually go through the justice system, but it would be much better if this happened before they got elected. ‘

Labour and the Conservative parties warned that the proposal could see talented and capable rich people being denied the opportunity to make laws, charge expenses and get good jobs in the city afterwards.



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