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The Home Secretary backed the campaign: 'Some say let's send the clocks back one hour but I say
why stop there? Let's send them to Rwanda or Switzerland, wherever it is clocks come from. Small faced bustards.'
Up until now, Daylight Saving Time has been used as an excuse to send unused hours back to the third world. In the 1970s football hooligans would regularly hurl abuse at any referee using extra time.
Said one thug: 'They come over here and take all our jobs. I used to be a sundial.'
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