top of page
Search

Concern as White House orders a world map, a blindfold and darts from Temu


'It's the geopolitical equivalent of pin the tail on the donkey' bemoaned one US general, over the high pitched sound of Donald Trump's giggling. The General sighed and gave the President a lollipop for not soiling himself


The world map - a flat Earth - was of dubious quality, with many countries known by their MAGA names and New Zealand omitted altogether. 


Russia is known as 'Our Good Friend Putin's Russia'. So is Ukraine, Belarus and everything in between Moscow and Berlin. Canada is called North USA. Mexico is South USA, Spain is Old Mexico, Venezuela is Oil USA. Greenland is green, whilst Epstein Island is redacted. Togo is how the President likes his McDonald's order and the UK is called Airstrip One.


A statement from the New Zealand government said 'He doesn't know we exist. Sssssshh.'


Police refuse to arrest unfunny comedians

Graham Linehan's arrest has highlighted an hypocrisy, whereby the writer of Father Ted could be jailed but the creators of Mrs Brown's Boys roams free. No attempt has been made to arrest Jim Davidson or to end the reign of terror that is Netflix Comedy Specials.



Being a grumpy, hateful middle-aged man is what all comedians become - even the women. Lineham is just a Poundland John Cleese, furious that his best jokes are behind him and struggling to keep up the alimony payments.


Under current laws, Lineham stands accused of spreading hateful words - but the real crime is not writing anything good since the 90s.



Image credit: perchance.org

bottom of page