The Russian defence ministry has dismissed 'outrageous claims' from the Centre for Strategic Studies that the Russian army has lost 1.2 million troops in the special military operation in Ukraine.
A spokesman confirmed, 'Only three Russian soldiers have died, and in each case it was their own fault. One other soldier has injured his leg after slipping in some mud, in a trap set up by saboteurs. Beyond that, everything continues to go very well indeed. As you Yankees say, we're having a blast.'
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