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Man confused as he finds himself agreeing with Nadine Dorries


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'I make a point of disagreeing with Nadine Dorries,' pointed out Jack Walmer from Bury, 'which is surprisingly easy to do. Apparently even Tory supporters do it instinctively, but only when she speaks. Or breathes. Or thinks, which is admittedly not that often.


'But when I heard she had been urging Truss to go for a general election in the week Labour are polled as being 33 points ahead I couldn't work out if this was irony or morony. Could it be she spoke without thinking? '


A spokesperson for Nadine Dorries has pointed out she 'always speaks without thinking.'


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Cock and balls to be an official option on election ballot

Updated: Nov 28, 2021


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The Electoral Reform Society has introduced an extra choice on all election ballot papers: a cock and balls.

‘To be honest, some people make a right balls-up of spoiling their ballot paper, and truly cock it up,’ said society chairman Chris Johnson. ‘Counters are tired of continually having to ask if the mark is a protest or a cartoon of Michael Gove.’


Opponents to the decision point to the newly formed Cock and Balls Party, set up with the aim of ‘shafting the electorate at every opportunity.’


‘Their logo is also a cock and balls, which means they might gain some votes by mistake,’ said one Tory MP. ‘And anyway, shafting the electorate is what we’re here for.’





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