'I make a point of disagreeing with Nadine Dorries,' pointed out Jack Walmer from Bury, 'which is surprisingly easy to do. Apparently even Tory supporters do it instinctively, but only when she speaks. Or breathes. Or thinks, which is admittedly not that often.
'But when I heard she had been urging Truss to go for a general election in the week Labour are polled as being 33 points ahead I couldn't work out if this was irony or morony. Could it be she spoke without thinking? '
A spokesperson for Nadine Dorries has pointed out she 'always speaks without thinking.'